Men no longer go on coffee dates or put-out on the first date. Sprinkle-sprinkle.

[SomeTrashBloke]

It's a new trend. Seen this on the socials. Drizzle-drizzle is the flip-script to Sprinkle-sprinkle. It goes something like this...

It's men, we've changed.

Not earning eight-figures. Woman, you're a deadbeat.

Drizzle-drizzle is so empowering. Men demand to date UP! Women today are just intimated by these brave and amazing men. As said, we no longer go on coffee dates or put-out on the first date. I want a women to meet my demands, I want a Bugatti, and a Rolex watch.

My money is mine, your money is mine. Drizzle drizzle. How people don’t see the satire is crazy. See here:

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/5052508-to-find-the-new-drizzle-drizzle-hilarious

I don’t care that she’s hard to find, I’m worth it.

About as funny as toothache.

I'm a bloke.

I don't know what this is, but My money is mine, your money is mine. is financial abuse.

I'm laughing so hard it's making me yawn.

What did I miss??? I'm totally confused by this post 🤔🤔

Well I’ve got no idea what sprinkle sprinkle means as a starting point so this thread lost on me

Yeah. I doubt that kind of woman is desperate for low achieving tight arse men.

Right so, as I understand it, this all started with some awful influencer on TikTok who uses the catch phrase - Sprinkle Sprinkle.

She says shit like - "women, you're there to look beautiful and beautiful worshipped and if he expects you to bring anything to the table, you dump him and find a man that won't expect you to bring anything to the table sprinkle sprinkle"

There's also some nonsense about her suggesting that women seduce men and then ask them for their money and if they say no, then move on to a man that will give you money.

She says men should clothe, feed and house women just for the honour of being with that woman. Men should pay on every date, because women buy make up and clothes. Sprinkle sprinkle.

Basically horrendous dogs sexist shit.

So men on TikTok have turned it around and are saying exactly the crap that influencer and the women that follow her have been saying.

And the women don't like it.

It's men taking the piss really, but the women have got their arse in their hands over it.
"How dare you expect a woman to bring things to the table.. how dare a man expect a woman to be a partner and not a goddess to be worshipped.."
So on and so forth.

And that of course pushes men and women further away. Breeds anti dating sentiment. Leads to MGTOW and incels and women hitting 'The Wall' and so on and so forth..

And basically.. christ it's all a load of bollocks.

Someone turn the I ternet off at the wall and leave it off. The kids don't deserve it.

Well the thing is..

You're right.
But.. some women agree with this influencer.

Women's money is theirs. Mens money is also the woman's money to be spent on what she wants.and if the man says no to giving you the money, let him know you'll dump him and find a man that will give you the money and buy everything and supply everything etc.

Sprinkle sprinkle says women who say what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine aren't abusive, they're goddesses to be worshipped.

I'm so glad I'm not young. Poor kids, with this shite. Once upon a time you just got the surrendered wife woman crapping in the Mail for a day or two, a few outraged and approving letters and the world went on turning.

I don't really see what men are so worked up about, though. Clearly she's an idiot, clearly she's a twat, clearly she's a troll (even if she believes what she's saying, she's looking for reactions) and they don't have to date anyone they don't want to. The worst things men say on the Internet about women far, far exceed this guff.

Some people are just chronically online

(she says as she posts message on MN)

The Drizzle Drizzle response would be -

I doubt that kind of man is desperate for a low achieving penniless single over 30 mum.

Well then they won't date each other. Problem solved.

Some men do like paying for women; hopefully she'll hook up with one of them, it'll be a match and the pair of them will stay out of everyone else's way.

"The Drizzle Drizzle response would be -

I doubt that kind of man is desperate for a low achieving penniless single over 30 mum."

Fair enough. Go find someone realistic and compatible.

Surely nobody is actually influenced by anyone on social media in real life are they??? 😮

Eh? If some anyone, male or female, spouts that guff I hope they're punted into the middle of next century.

Total bollox.

I suspect this is mostly going over my head but why drizzle drizzle? As in a weak ejaculation?? And what relation does that have to the women they hope to date?

I think they are unfortunately. That's how these things start trending.

It was all about the '666 Guy' a few months ago.

It's such utter tragic nonsense. I worry about the future birth rates.

As the PP said, people should be realistic, but too many influencers are telling too many of their followers to be anything but.

Drizzle Drizzle is just a mocking version of Sprinkle Sprinkle.

That's all.

So young guys on TikTok are repeating things women say to men but saying Drizzle Drizzle after it.

Like one video I saw. A very well dressed young man basically saying that the woman should pay for the date because he spent £££ on his suit, moisturiser and hair products. Drizzle Drizzle.

(In response to a woman saying the man should pay for the dates because she bought a dress and make up Sprinkle Sprinkle)

If you base your dating criteria on niche Social Media trends then prepare yourself for a world of confusion and pain.

Alternatively you could just bump into people in RL who tend (mostly) to be normal and nice.

But why did she add "sprinkle sprinkle" to the end of a sentence in the first place? What does it meeeaaann? It doesn't make any sense.

Cause she's a *very lovely and intelligent person.

*Post edited by poster to be less insulting.

At what point did we start regarding social media creators as the philosopher kings of our time 🤔. There should be civic lessons in Y7 on the concept of grift, why it is undesirable, and why social media is basically one massive pyramid scheme.

Fuck me sideways what have we become as a race..

What??? How do people have time for this shit?

Afaik, Sprinkle Sprinkle was what some women were saying on TikTok meaning wanting money from men for clothes, handbags, rent etc, etc.

And the men have come up with DrizzleDrizzle:

(from about 5-6 mins in)

I don’t like SM so might not have got all the detail right.

There’s some truth in the view that a woman cannot claim to be independent and expect a man to maintain her at the same time. I think these men are just throwing this attitude back. Whether it’s funny is a matter of personal preference I think.