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Does size matter?

38 replies

swalesie · 16/03/2008 23:15

Just wondering laydies, as ive just being watching a program about penis envy, does size really matter? i know what i think but wanted to know what other people thought? Seems it really bothers some men when it shouldnt, whats your thoughts?

OP posts:
Trolleydolly71 · 16/03/2008 23:34

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pukkapatch · 16/03/2008 23:35

wider is supposedly better

madamez · 16/03/2008 23:36

Most cocks are about the same size 7 inches or so when ready for fun, though girth can vary a bit. But a man's general attitude towards sex is at least as important - if he's got a big whanger but uses it like he's drilling for oil and farts after every thrust then only a small number of women would find that extra attractive.

Scramble · 16/03/2008 23:37

Erm is it in yet?

Joash · 16/03/2008 23:37

Yep - size does matter, especially if it's too small and you've lost the tweezers

schneebly · 16/03/2008 23:38

I really don't think it does unless we are talking real extremes.

Joash · 16/03/2008 23:39

Now shape ... there's another thread entirely

JamesAndTheGiantBanana · 16/03/2008 23:41

Heard a saucy rhyme once which went: Long and thin goes too far in and doesn't please the ladies, but short and thick does the trick and manufactures babies.

Agree with trolleydolly. Anything between 5-7in is perfect in my eyes, as you don't have to worry about getting sore, and you dont have to think about best positions to make the most of what they've got. Agree also about girth, unless you have a pelvic floor which could strangle a noodle, thin ones aren't fantastic. Plus they look breakable.

Mumcentreplus · 16/03/2008 23:41

...it is about technique...but in reality size to a certain degree does matter..would a 3 incher really satisfy?..lol

Joash · 16/03/2008 23:42

what on earth do you do with one thats only 5 - 7 inches?

Joash · 16/03/2008 23:42

BTW - like the rhyme

JamesAndTheGiantBanana · 16/03/2008 23:47

"only" 5-7 inches? what's wrong with that? Surely your average vagina is only a few inches long anyway, what's the point in a cucumber-like wang? (I'm just sulking cos I've never seen one bigger than 7in, probably!)

Joash · 16/03/2008 23:52

hey - the first one I found over 7 inches ... I kept. Then when DH and I were getting divorced (year before last, and before our reconcilliation) found one at 10 inches wouldn't have minded keeping that one, but the person attached to it was a total waste of space and only one redeeming feature - can you guess what it was?

JamesAndTheGiantBanana · 16/03/2008 23:54

Oh Joash, you missed out!

monkeytrousers · 16/03/2008 23:55

Is this inspired by the tiny nob thread?

Yes it does when there is nothing to speak of and also where there is too much!

The middle groudn have nothig to worry about!

S1ur · 17/03/2008 00:02

A lot of cock can be crap in the wrong hands.
A little can be lovely in the right cunt.

Soooorrry couldn't resist in light of recent frowny punitive sweary threads!

80sMum · 17/03/2008 00:03

I guess it depends on what's important to you at the time. In the grand scheme of things, I don't suppose it amounts to a hill of beans.

Joash · 17/03/2008 00:05

I have come to believe that the phrase "Size doesn't matter" is put around by men with small 'tackle'.

monkeytrousers · 17/03/2008 00:06

You are a poet Slur

monkeytrousers · 17/03/2008 00:07

Yes, what 80smum said - on the whole - hill of beans

KerryMum · 17/03/2008 00:07

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monkeytrousers · 17/03/2008 00:08

Well I think 80s mum is being more pragmatic

S1ur · 17/03/2008 00:09

Aint I though?
strangely don't think I'm making quote of the week this week mmmm.

monkeytrousers · 17/03/2008 00:11

join the club sister

Oblomov · 17/03/2008 00:15

The bloke I met that had the biggest knob, WAS the biggest knob.
I actually said, "is that it" = worst sex ever.