SpoilSport?

[GettingIt]

I came home today to find my DP diving off the curtain rail onto the kids. I thought it was dangerous and told him to pack it in, he and the kids all ganged up on me and said I was "strict and boring".

So, am I? The curtain rail is knackered because of it too btw.

Are you married to some kind of parakeet?

Oh annoying. smile graciously and then bollock him in private.

Unless you are married to a parakeet in which case refuse crackers.

What the hell is your curtain rail made of? What are the curtains made of... chain mail?

Its a metal curtain rail. I don't understand the parakeet comments?

He does this kind of thing all the time, I found him scaling the curtains last week so he was probably trying to do it then too.

Errr not married to a parakeet, tis a cat you are married to.

Sounds a bit strange gettingit, and not particularly good behaviour for the dc to copy, if you value your home furishings.

Oh I see, your DP is a cat!

scaling the curtains? jumping of the curtain rail?

sounds more like a monkey to me

Is your house a bomb site?