Hardon

[pinkdolly]

My DH every time he cuddles up to me in the bed he get a massive hardon. He keeps asking me if this is normal so I told him I would out it on here to see what anyone else thought.

Thanks

Pink

Is cod's challenge still on

Must be Moomin....must be.

Pardon?

Don't complain lol I wouldn't say it was abnormal, man bits have minds of their own and even the simplest forms of physical contact can wake them up! Sometimes happens to DP if we are spooning naked and he can feel 'himself' against my arse

When he stops getting excited is the time to ask questions

Is this really necessary, now, is it? Really?

Shewill I can relate to that when we get in the spoon he just has to position it in the crack of my backside.
I then have to send him off to another room to pleasure himself so I can get to sleep!

I'd be depressed if it didn't happen ;o)

It is frustrating isnt it? I find it such a chore having to wake up to a 'hard on' every morning.

I can empathise with you.

This thread stinks of fish!

Hi all, just to put the record straight. This was my dh writing a genuine question under my name. Despite me telling him numerous times to register as himself, he refuses to do so, and will occasionally post on here as me. (perhaps I should change my nickname and password and not tell him).

Also I haven't really been on here for about a week (i think) and genuinely knew nothing about cod's challenge until it was mentioned here (yes, I live a sheltered life).

Besides I am never as crude in my writing as dh, he is so to the point, whereas I like to skirt around the edges, causing as little embarresment to myself as possible.

There am glad that's off my chest, feel free to ignore this thread if you like.

If dh was sent to another room to 'pleasure himself' every time he got a stiffy he'd be wanking the whole live-long day. Men get hard-ons, semi-hardons and rustlings in their pants all the time - some go of their own accord and some lead to other things.

'Pleasure himself' indeed
Only trolls, teenage boys who are pretending to not be and Barbara Cartland use that turn of phrase, surely.

Oh Pinkdolly how annoying! Change your password!

And PINKDOLLY'S HUSBAND - JUST ASK!

Moomin, not a phrase I would use either tbh, however these were my dh's words not mine.

And he seems to be going through a totally sex obsessed phase at the moment. Does this happen to any of your partners?

I get constant inuendo's all day. He can barely cuddle me without groping me. And you'd think I would at least get some peace when i'm asleep but no. Dh thinks it's perfectly acceptable to fondle me in my sleep also.

I think he must be having an overload of testosterone (sp) at he moment.

"If dh was sent to another room to 'pleasure himself' every time he got a stiffy he'd be wanking the whole live-long day"

I'll bet that makes it to the roundup... ROFL

So basically, you are saying your husband wants constant sex and thinks you are not normal and posted on here hoping to hear that he was normal and you should lift up your nightie nightly and let him rock?

I have a solution for him. CAUTION ADULT LINK

hecate- haven't opened your link as I have young children in the room. But your post made me chuckle.

pmsl at that link

She's a looker

yes pinkdolly i do think you should change your password!