Spotted in an online dating profile

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Spotted in an online dating profile this afternoon: 'No trumpeters'.

Rarely was so much autobiography packed into two words.

Sounds like his last relationship ended on a bad note.

No blowers will be great for some.

So bagpipers are still in with a chance?!

This one time at band camp

But open to casual sax, perhaps.

Yeah, unless they blow it.

I took it to mean no fans of Donald Trump 😶

Belchers ok?

I read this post and then flicked to fb and saw this 😂

Brings a whole new meaning to blowing a new tune

Perhaps he’s got the horn instead..

This is one of those threads that massively exceeds expectations, once you start reading the replies.

This is so funny😂 I’ve just started online dating, haven’t had any dates yet but I’ve cried with laughter at some of the profiles😂😂😂

This.

First laugh out loud moment of a very sad day.

He's still hoping to score, though. Maybe he'll meet someone who'll make him quaver and then he won't be so crotchety.

When I read it I thought it meant no Trump supporters ....I'll get my coat 🫣

What does no trumpeters mean? Will need to know for when I eventually go back online

Ha ha, it's not some sort of euphemism. It was somebody saying in all seriousness that their one non-negotiable is that they can't date somebody who plays the trumpet.

Hence me commenting that there's clearly a whole lot of back-story in those two words.

I assumed trumpeting = farting (with aplomb)💨💨💨

I won't bother. I'm sure I'd be totally brassed off after the first date. 🎺

Maybe he's a one man band.

He’s got some brass

Same

I assumed farting and ruled myself out!

Clever. It's an opener for a message and a test to see if you've bothered reading his profile...

I didn't like giraffes'. Randomly.