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When it’s just too big!

28 replies

MrsPetty · 20/03/2023 19:02

That’s the fact of the matter. Sexual intercourse with DH is painful … which is really sad as I fancy him like mad and he’s really amazing in bed! I continually get kidney infections even though we’ve used all manner of lubricants and different positions but it’s off putting. DH is always scared of hurting me. I know there are other ways to satisfy one another sexually but any suggestions would be welcomed….

OP posts:
GreyCarpet · 20/03/2023 19:10

any suggestions would be welcomed….

I bet they would.

Hopefully, no one will be foolish enough to provide you with any.

MrsTerryPratchett · 20/03/2023 19:32

GreyCarpet · 20/03/2023 19:10

any suggestions would be welcomed….

I bet they would.

Hopefully, no one will be foolish enough to provide you with any.

Grin

There's a whole Sex topic full of people who'd love to wade in.

GreyCarpet · 20/03/2023 19:50

Yeah, but hes only just joined and he fancies a wank tonight 😁

tuvamoodyson · 20/03/2023 19:54

I’ve already reported this.

MrsTerryPratchett · 20/03/2023 20:03

GreyCarpet · 20/03/2023 19:50

Yeah, but hes only just joined and he fancies a wank tonight 😁

Fair. I mean they can't be expected to wait. Or just make shit up in their own heads.

LooseGoose22 · 20/03/2023 21:01

Sex board?

nc13467 · 20/03/2023 21:16

He's amazing in bed yet you can't figure out how to satisfy each other?! 🙄

Somanysocks · 20/03/2023 21:18

Ltb...obvs

JorisBonson · 20/03/2023 21:20

A chippy tea tends to satisfy me, try that.

Whatalovelypair · 20/03/2023 21:36

Kidney infection though?

cosmicbabe · 20/03/2023 21:57

Did he get bigger after marrying him?... Blush

Hoardasurass · 20/03/2023 22:04

Couldn't be anymore obvious if you tried

FrillyGoatFluff · 20/03/2023 22:32

Chop a bit off the end?

Dery · 20/03/2023 23:36

Regular doses of D-Mannose and always pee after sex.

Doggydarling · 21/03/2023 00:38

Maybe trying stetching it til it's long and skinny, like a limp raw misshapen sausage 🤔

kindalright · 21/03/2023 01:17

Twin beds?

stealtheatingtunnocks · 21/03/2023 01:26

I had this exact problem with DH. The doctor planed a bit off the sides of DHs marvel, it was donated to a lesser man whose wife had never had a UTI at all, the poor love.

they have a special penis plane, don’t call in your local joiner.

MrsTerryPratchett · 21/03/2023 02:22

don’t call in your local joiner

Unless he's got a Goldilocks cock of course.

emptythelitterbox · 21/03/2023 03:54

Pencil sharpener!

barmycatmum · 21/03/2023 04:09

Ok people are taking the piss, but I’ve dealt with this. It is HORRIBLE.
yes, urinary tract infection/ kidney infection and a whole world of pain.
not sure why men think huge dicks are a goal.

im sorry, but you’re sexually incompatible.

I had a doctor telling me “please tell him to LEAVE YOU ALONE” because of the issues this created.

leave him. He’d be better off with a size queen who fits , and you’d be better off with something a bit more physically reasonable.

Whatthefnow · 21/03/2023 04:46

Send him my way.

Problem solved 😬

maybeinanoter86 · 21/03/2023 05:17

Whatthefnow · 21/03/2023 04:46

Send him my way.

Problem solved 😬

😂😂😂😂

barmycatmum · 21/03/2023 06:01

Whatthefnow · 21/03/2023 04:46

Send him my way.

Problem solved 😬

😂😂😂😂🥳🥳

Phoenix1Arisen · 21/03/2023 09:22

Having been a browser for months, I have signed up today specifically to support the previous response - it is indeed HORRIBLE! Clever responses like 'problem solved' display only lack of understanding.

An over endowed sexual partner 'hitting the buffers' is frankly painful. Changing the angle to reduce the impact simply serves to allow the adjoining bowel or bladder tissue to be pummelled instead so not a solution.

OP - you have my sympathy. To love somebody but discover you are finding you dread their approach is very sad and corrosive to the relationship. The only help that I'm aware of is to adopt the missionary position whereby you can close your legs to control the level of penetration to a degree that allows pain free lovemaking.

I hope you and your partner can adapt enough to allow a happy and compatible way forward. Good luck.

emptythelitterbox · 21/03/2023 11:45

Could it be all the UTIs and other infections are from their dirty knob and hands?

My 2nd H was rather well endowed but it was his hygiene causing it.
Haven't had an infection since we broke up.