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Sex - Remember it?

18 replies

TabithaTwitchett · 09/02/2008 01:20

It has been 3 weeks for me and dh!

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pukkapatch · 09/02/2008 01:21

count yourself lucky!

JamesAndTheGiantBanana · 09/02/2008 01:35

Go pounce on him.

Tortington · 09/02/2008 01:54

i love sex and am not getting any becuase dh is too tired during the week and too pissed at weekends.

if i dont gt any tomorrow i am filing for divorce and i aint even shittin ya

avenanap · 09/02/2008 02:07

I'm a single mum. Havn't had this for such a long time I think it's heal'd over

allgonebellyup · 09/02/2008 03:12

Single mum here too, and I have has also healed over, just like my ear piercings..

I NEED SOME SEX, GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

avenanap · 09/02/2008 03:14

Had a bloke from my course throw himself at me. Told him to go home to his wife. Sad git. Have you ever considered internet dating?

lou33 · 09/02/2008 03:15

internet dating is full of strange unhinged people like myself

allgonebellyup · 09/02/2008 03:18

yes have tried internet dating.

Weird thing is, you'd think it would be full of men desperate for sex (and it is!) but i have now met up with 4 men, who didnt seem remotely interesting in shagging me!!

fwiw (not meaning to sound big headed)i get told how attractive i am whenever i go out, and blokes try to catch my eye, but these men off the internet dont wanna know!

lou33 · 09/02/2008 03:20

most of the fuckers i meet are only after a shag, however they dress it up

they tend to go away disappointed

avenanap · 09/02/2008 03:25

I have tried one site, didn't put up a picture, explicitly said not interested in men that like beer or overweight, what do I get emailing? There's a site called suggardaddy , i've joined that, full of rich eligible blokes. Some are quite hot. I think if they see a attractive, intelligent woman they get a bit scared. I just want a nice one to throw themselves at me. I've had a couple of friends that have done this, they were drunk so I didn't believe them, turns out they were nervous so had a beer or six. Both married now. Is orlando bloom single? he's hot.

lou33 · 09/02/2008 03:29

orlando bloom is so not hot

avenanap · 09/02/2008 03:33

Yes he is. Only in Lord of the rings though. Who's your hot man?

JamesAndTheGiantBanana · 09/02/2008 10:24

Apparently some supermarkets have singles nights... bet the men outnumber the women 10:1.

Custardo, replace your blokes weekend beer with non alcoholic stuff, laced with a viagra!

JamesAndTheGiantBanana · 09/02/2008 10:25

I think Orlando Bloom isn't hot either, he looks a bit too weedy, and a touch greasy.

MuthaHubbard · 09/02/2008 10:27

Haven't had sex with h for over a year now (and vary sparingly before that).....which is one (of many) reasons why he will soon be xh.

lou33 · 09/02/2008 15:21

i have too many hot men to list, but OB isnt one of them

noddyholder · 09/02/2008 15:23

£ weeks! Not good enough grounds for complaint imo.

Gettingdesperate · 11/02/2008 16:53

DP and i haven't had sex for about 4 months and I am at a bit of a loss as to why. I am willing and able but he is not and i don't really know what to do about it. He is not a sexy undie kind of guy and any attempts i make he just rejects. Its actually really starting to get me down.

He says he still loves me and is terrified that i will leave him for someone else. I am a bit like a bear with a sore head about it at the moment as i'm taking it really personally...probably a bit too much so, but frankly, i want to have sex!

He said last night - "You won't leave me will you?.....Who will make my dinner?"!!!
He wouldn't of got any action after that regardless of how long its been.

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