Got some narcissi bulbs. Not sure when to plant

[Theos]

January ?

Bit late but can put in pot now

It’s a bit late to be honest, but you’ve got a better chance with them in the ground than in the shed.

Are you alluding to a different thread?

@Shortbread49 and @Theos 😂 if so there is another new thread on here.

no idea when to plant them - maybe check before buying 100 bulbs? Probably not the moment to plant if you want a sea of white in your garden..

No. That might make me a narcissist.

of

course

Narcissi are beautiful but plant in autumn i out mine in October and they are coming up now

October

October !!

I can't 💚WRITE ANYTHING about when to PLANT your narcissi bulbs, I can only SAY that you should plant your BULBS 💛with light and love FREE from uNDerwEaR and PHOTOGRAPH it and post photos of yourself planting them MANY 💙times. One DAY I cam write ABOUT why but not TODAY.

Put them in the ground now, no point waiting til the end of the year and they’ll still come up

Okay

I alsovthink you will get mire knowledgeable replies if you post in the gardening topic

😆 sounds like you need a COFFEE.

YES 💚 coffee HELPS me write. Which I am FINALLY free to do and I will write IT ALL. But not quite YET. But I AM skinnier than my grownup daughters so there's THAT.

I think I'm missing some vital information here.

i think so too
very cryptic
can someone link

you normally plant in the autumn to come up in spring. You could try planting them now and see what happens….

I feel like there's something I'm missing here. If this is a thread about plants, yes, you've left it a bit late for planting narcissus bulbs, and they don't do well planted straight into cold soil. You could try it and see what happens though.

You are funny this has made me laugh while doing Sunday housework

Although now I am EXHAUSTED from 3 hours of cleaning washing and ironing and need to recover my calm and composure with A large TEA

@Shortbread49 Do you need me to donate for your tea/coffee?

Don’t drink it too fast though or you may get Red-faced!

Yes please I must set up a site e for kind supporters as I get through a lot of teabags and the occasional scone would be nice

Plant the bulbs now in a way that they spell out your message. When they eventually flower, the narcissist will know exactly what you thought of him.
I'd pop in a few red tulips too for the red flags.
And of course, LTB.

@Grimsknee and @Intriguedbythis STOP - Stop raising awareness and gardening. No wonder you are EXHAUSTED. Don’t worry I’ll get my friend Marta to do it for you. She’s not busy.She only has her life and a job.

Pop them in a bag with some other stuff and give them to your DS. When your DDIL tells you that as a pregnant professional she hasn't had a chance to plant them, complain that she's ungrateful and unappreciative.