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Friendly man or creep?

24 replies

fortheast12 · 06/01/2023 14:57

On a dog walk, his dog goes up to another and starts licking round its nether regions. Man says to female owner, 'there are worst ways to say hello'.

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MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 06/01/2023 14:58

Ugh. No doubt he'd call that 'bantz.'

Purpleavocado · 06/01/2023 15:02

yuck

PollyPeePants · 06/01/2023 15:05

🤮

JugglingJanuary · 06/01/2023 15:05

Just a joke FGS.

people really have lost their sense of humour!

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 06/01/2023 15:06

JugglingJanuary · 06/01/2023 15:05

Just a joke FGS.

people really have lost their sense of humour!

Jokes are supposed to be funny. I guarantee he laughed, woman didn't - unless out of embarrassment.

dooneyousmugelf · 06/01/2023 15:07

I'm guessing he meant to say, 'there are better ways of saying hello' and had a brain fart. He's probably had a cringe then thought no more of it.

HarvestThyme · 06/01/2023 15:08

Did you find it creepy or amusing?

Newusernameaug · 06/01/2023 15:09

I’d find that funny, I think, it made me smile when I read it….

fortheast12 · 06/01/2023 15:09

HarvestThyme · 06/01/2023 15:08

Did you find it creepy or amusing?

Creepy.

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fortheast12 · 06/01/2023 15:10

Newusernameaug · 06/01/2023 15:09

I’d find that funny, I think, it made me smile when I read it….

Yes, the woman whose dog it was, she guffawed!

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mycatsanutter · 06/01/2023 15:12

Yea I'd laugh too , better than standing there both looking embarrassed

2bazookas · 06/01/2023 15:31

Correct response from female owner :

"Arsehole".

TimeToFlyNow · 06/01/2023 15:34

I'd have laughed then forgotten about it

JaneJeffer · 06/01/2023 15:35

there are worst ways to say hello

Yes and he just proved it

Autumnisclose · 06/01/2023 15:45

I would have laughed and agreed. But my dog spends ages sniffing other dogs arseholes which leaves an awkward silence. The owners either stand there watching and wait for the sniffing to stop, or make a comment of which there are only so many options.

CocoPopoPops · 06/01/2023 19:51

I would have laughed. I took it to mean this is terrible but oh well there are worse ways like a biff around the head.

CocoPopoPops · 06/01/2023 19:52

It is awkward when your dog is humping or sniffing butts so breaking the ice was funny.

User0610134057 · 06/01/2023 19:53

I found that a little bit funny/with a bit of ‘ewww’
not sure what that says about me 😆

Silentsalamander · 06/01/2023 19:54

For godsake its just a joke. Not everyone has the exact same sense of humour. Get a life!

SproutsLCerVEGNoEgg · 07/01/2023 00:40

Nice to see not everyone has lost their sense of humour!!

Canabelievethis · 07/01/2023 01:16

Omg, quite normal type comment for doggy owners of either sex.

LadyOfTheFliessssss · 07/01/2023 02:17

This wouldn't have even been noteworthy if someone said that to me. It's just a idle irreverent comment.

Pixiedust1234 · 07/01/2023 02:25

He was embarrassed so made a comment hoping it was funny to break the awkward silence. Its something many dog owners say to each other.

Hes neither friendly nor a creep. Just embarrassed by his dogs normal actions.

Aussiegirl123456 · 07/01/2023 05:12

Silentsalamander · 06/01/2023 19:54

For godsake its just a joke. Not everyone has the exact same sense of humour. Get a life!

Agree

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