Worst photo on OLD

[HobgoblinUK]

Holding a slimy fish

Selfie on bed with tounge hanging out

Mirror selfie in pub toilet with urinal in the background.

Photo with ex gf or wife with her face blurred out

Have I missed any?

Photo clearly at their own wedding is a favourite of mine

No way.. surely they were a guest!

Holding a fish with a roll up in their mouth

Fish, roll-up, topless.

The four identical pictures all staring blankly close up in a mirror

Photos with their DC's on. Posing in or next to their car.

Got to be the photoshopped ones, an old, ugly geezer’s head planted on a young, muscular body. Why, and is anyone fooled?

Mugshot. I’m not even kidding.

The worst part was that he used the caption “Guess the backstory of this picture.” Uhhhh, is the backstory that you’re a criminal?? That you’ve been arrested? Ffs.

I come across a random object like a tree very often. Normally Facebook dating!

Photos of their face taken from below so you can see right up their nose and it accentuates their double chins. They're never smiling in them either so look really unapproachable. Why so many men appear to think "yeah, that's showing me at my best, I'll have that as my profile pic" I'll never know 🙄

Two come to mind:

Bloke, graveside, with small child holding a Safeway carrier bag.

Older chap, starkers, with a sock on his cock.

Happy Christmas

My exh uses a photo of him with my brother...at our wedding.

One that didn't show their face, just a picture that looked like bBlackadder's codpiece.

On the bright side, if it was a genuine selfie, they don't have a problem with ED.

No, I didn't click on it!!

Just love these! Thanks for the laugh!!!!

Dear me!! Love this thread. More please. Cheered me up no end!

Photo with chained up tiger

Photo in cockpit of light aircraft

Selfie in gym

There was one guy whose photo was him topless in a bathroom, wearing an eye mask and brandishing a knife. Erm.. No thanks?

A fish with a roll up🤭

🤣 These are great. Yes to the proudly holding a massive fish! Also when they're in a group photo (and usually the least attractive guy)

A mate once swiped right on someone and when they matched she messaged him to ask if the guy on his left was single 🫢😂

Look at me ! I can afford the 500 quid flight to Thailand

With the bride's arm inexpertly and incompletely edited out.

A nice group photo with absolutely no indication of which is the man whose profile it is

A landscape/beach/whatever, with a tiny stick figure about 3 miles off, which may be the person whose profile it is, but who knows?

With a woman draped round him. May be an adult daughter, mother, colleague, dentist, who knows? It looks like a wife or girlfriend.

An unmade bed/loo/broken Venetian blinds or other decor that makes you think, you couldn't even be arsed to make an effort.

Up their nostrils, blurry, half their head cut off... because these days, it's so dfficult to take photos and not see in an instant how they turned out and have another go if it's not flattering...

Doing a trout pout

Drinking a pint

At the shooting range or holding a gun

Tinder: selfie of him being chased by police (not sure what the underlying message is "ha ha ha look at me being chased by the po po wink wink I'm Dan the man!"