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What would YOU put on your OLD profile?

15 replies

sleepymum50 · 07/07/2022 11:32

Here’s mine

What I’m Looking For

A really long meaningful relationship that only stops when one of us dies
I don’t mind if you like to be out and about all day, as long as you come home to me at the end of the day. You will be free to do your own thing. Just give me your attention and some cuddles.
I will be happy to feed you and clean. I don’t expect any help around the house from you.
I don’t mind what colour or creed you are. I don’t even mind if you are male or female. I’m really open minded.
I prefer long hair but don’t mind short.
I’m not adverse to sharing my bed, but it will always be your decision.
If things go really well for us, perhaps we can open things up and invite a friend to share a ménage a trios (or even a quatre?).
But what I love most of all is a deep loud throaty PURR.

About me.

I fucking hate men
I love cats.

OP posts:
coodawoodashooda · 07/07/2022 11:33

Is that really your profile?

DivorcedAndDelighted · 07/07/2022 11:33

🤣🤣🤣 Thank you!

MrsTimRiggins · 07/07/2022 11:35

Hahahaha it took me a minute 😂

IodineQueen · 07/07/2022 11:45

Sounds purrfectly reasonable to me

coodawoodashooda · 07/07/2022 12:06

MrsTimRiggins · 07/07/2022 11:35

Hahahaha it took me a minute 😂

I don't get it.

Allicando · 07/07/2022 12:13

Haha!! Took me while too. Completely agree.

Allicando · 07/07/2022 12:13

I was about to say what a terrible profile.....Grin

kerkyra · 07/07/2022 12:23

Brilliant!!!

Beamur · 07/07/2022 12:27

That's purrfect

Inthesameboatatmo · 07/07/2022 14:22

Brilliant!

jetadore · 07/07/2022 19:17

Its ‘averse’ not ‘adverse’ by the way.

But that’s genius, I love it!

sleepymum50 · 07/07/2022 19:23

Thankyou jetadore.

I think I must have been using adverse wrongly for years. Never too old to learn something new.

I cant even blame it on autocarrot!

OP posts:
sunshinealwayscomesback · 07/07/2022 22:09

This really made me smile!

inmyslippers · 07/07/2022 22:11

Definitely swiping right

velvetvixen · 07/07/2022 22:26

I've had 3 LTR with men and 6 with cats......ooh my preferences are showing!

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