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Sex life is useless!!!! Be warned......a bit graphic!!!!!

23 replies

Tanzie · 24/11/2004 23:45

Huh?

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WigandRobe · 25/11/2004 08:43

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JoolsToo · 25/11/2004 08:46

eh?

JoolsToo · 25/11/2004 08:46

is this one of those where the first message is missing?

WigandRobe · 25/11/2004 08:59

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tamula · 30/11/2004 19:27

ohhh!

I was expecting to read a gossipy too much information post here! Darn It! Foiled again

Donbean · 30/11/2004 19:28

Where is it, wheres the graphic bits, where o where is it......hmmmm am a bit gutted!

dawnie1 · 30/11/2004 19:30

Damn - where are the juicy bits ??? I was looking forward to a bit of a goss.

zephyrcat · 30/11/2004 19:54

lol bump!! where's the graphics?????

Donbean · 30/11/2004 19:55

Are they here yet?
Can someone not make something juicy up?

JoolsToo · 30/11/2004 19:56

whose sex life is useless? let the guilty step forward!

zephyrcat · 30/11/2004 19:58

mine is but it wasnt me!!

jampot · 30/11/2004 20:00

nor me but Im happy to discuss my crap sex life. Shall we do a Q&A

tamula · 30/11/2004 20:06

well i wasnt planning on the gossip coming from me but what the heck!

My bf thinks I'm the sexiext thing ever with my bump and cant keep away, but I feel like a big rolypoly and just cant be bothered, I dont feel hot, glowy and sexy at all I think bf was hoping with all his might that i would be one of those women who go sex mad and reach 'fruition' atthe mere mention! Alas it is not so.

I feel big, spotty, blotchy and not in the mood

hahahahaha - poor sod!

NB I am 24 weeks.

JoolsToo · 30/11/2004 20:10

ok jampot - I'll start the questioning

Jampot, in what way is your sex life crap?

(I'm all ears!)

jampot · 30/11/2004 20:12

well JT - i think basically its my dh !

JoolsToo · 30/11/2004 20:16

oh dear! is he a disappointment?

zephyrcat · 30/11/2004 20:16

sounds familiar!! lol is he not keen?

jampot · 30/11/2004 20:18

no - he is seriously keen - its just not worth it !

zephyrcat · 30/11/2004 20:20

oh bless him! have you got any books you could subtly leave lying around??

jampot · 30/11/2004 20:21

i think he thinks he's a porn star though

I shall definitely be watching sex inspectors tonight

zephyrcat · 30/11/2004 20:23

lol dont they all??!! what happens in the sex inspectors? unfortunately mine will be fast asleep by the time its on but i might stay up and see lol

SecondhandRose · 01/12/2004 07:59

Perhaps it was too graphic for our eyes.

SantaFio2 · 01/12/2004 09:19

especially my very innocent eyes

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