Feel free to add you own.
Mine:
Selfish "Well I want to go to the pub and if you dont want to then I'll see you later"
Assumption "I said I would be at the pub/gym/wherever so I assumed you would come too"
Double Standards "Why do you always keep your phone locked? ......... Well I wont tell you my phone code because its private"
Double Standards #2 " Who is that guy you are messaging?.......I can message my friends if I want to, you are paranoid because she is a woman"
Double Standards #3 " You have changed"