OLD seems to be a theme on here at the moment. Just thought it would be entertaining to collect those cringe-making lines some of them say:
'I have a few extra pounds, but at our age it's to be expected' (yeah, speak for yourself you numpty-fuck)
'It takes two to tango' (referring to marital separations following cheating - his, presumably)
'I am probably a dinosaur but... ' ( reference to being a gentleman, opening doors for 'ladies', etc.)
I have so many more, I am collecting them.