What's the most disgusting/embarrassing thing you've ever done in front of your partner?

[AlbusDumbledore2234]

... and did you ever live it down? (Currently mortified and wanting the earth to swallow me up)

You first

Which prestige publication is it for this time?

I accidently clicked on a link that brought me to the Daily Mail website.

After you…

Passed wind rather audibly and tried to deny it.

Asked him to check if my piles looked as bad as they felt?????

Admitted that I had bought the Daily Mail (but in my defence, only for the puzzles)

After you

Pleasured a rhino in front of my dmil in an attempt to appear in the gutter press. I managed to live it down until a had one too many sherries at Christmas and confessed to having tried to grope Jeremy Kyle on my last appearance just as that fit bouncer chap tried to wrestle me out of the studio. Gosh I'm such a devil!

Well the labour delivery suite is probably a good place to start 🤣🤣

I once bought the Fail for a week cos they were giving away Miss Marple DVDs with it but I’m very sorry and I used it to line my cat’s litter tray.

@nomorefrogs 😂😂😂

Oh god. I remember from my long term lurker days about the lady who was having sex and didn't realize until afterwards she'd leaked a bit of poo. Poor lady... 💩

Admitted id been on the Daily Fail website ince when I was bored.

I'd *

Really nothing! I obviously don't do disgusting things! Loving some of these posts!

These replies hahaha

Wow some of you are so sharp, I was like ‘why are they all going on about daily mail?’ Love it