New partners and young child, out of the window goes your dignity!

[Alwayswanting1]

Que daughter does a big poo in his parents house and the damn toilet won’t flush…so in comes boyfriend to help, daughter singing mummy did a big poo! Oh great!

There is just never any dignity. It’s a good way to see if they stay around tho!

Anyone had any lovely embarrassing moments?

We had builders in our garden during the summer a few years ago, as my DD was just starting to get aware of toilet procedures.... As a builder walked past the (only somewhat obscured) open bathroom window, she shouted MUMMY POOP! And it wasn't even a poop either... 🥴

At a festival with my DC, just us 2, and on my period. DC shouting ‘mummy what’s that coming out, your bleeding , what’s that thing your pulling out, urrghhh,what’s happening mummy’ he is very very loud. I walked out to a long queue of people 😂😂