What is this called?

[moostermum]

When your DH arranges your birthday outing and then complains about tidying up the next day? He instigated it all and left me for a few hours and now the house is untidy??

To add, I've hoovered and mopped but because the kitchen top is cluttered with kids stuff, he's annoyed 😑

And presumably he is incapable of tidying up the kids stuff himself because he has a penis?

Being a nob-end?

Aww, does his willy get in the way of the broom? Diddums.

Are the kids old enough to sort their own clutter?

It's great when married life seems like an army training camp isn't it op?

When the sergeant major says jump, you jump.
Get to it.

Knobhead.

Is he a bit of a martyr? My DM is like this. Likes to do stuff for people but will moan afterwards that it's caused her more work etc.

Can he look after the DC while you clean for an afternoon,, or the other way round.

It's called dickheaditis..symptoms include tantrums/mood swings/periods of silence..prognosis poor

Was he complaining that you were asking him to help?

Many hands make light work, team work and all that?