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I can't bear mine any more ...

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carla · 30/10/2004 21:53

.... but I do have to. Anyone else in the same boat?

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jampot · 30/10/2004 23:56

Maybe we ought to have a fantasy husband - im certainly willing to try out Robbie Williams for instance (although I know he's not refined) he is certainly pretty shaggable

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carla · 31/10/2004 00:20

Jampot .... who's the one with the dark hair that used to do the gardening programme? Refined AND shaggable??? Not the dead one.

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JoolsToo · 31/10/2004 00:21

Alan Titchmarsh? arggghhhh!

mummyloves · 31/10/2004 00:25

Darmuid Gavin or Percy Thrower! Am I showing my age. I only know him from Blue Peter homestly!

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carla · 31/10/2004 00:26

Noooo, noooo .... but I feel it enlighting to write about him here. He had curly hair, 'bout six feet (maybe a bit) taller, and sometimes worked on daytime TV. Now, who was he???

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JoolsToo · 31/10/2004 00:28

Monty Don!!!!

mummyloves · 31/10/2004 00:29

Foreget the name, get on with the fantasy I'm dying to know!

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carla · 31/10/2004 00:31

JoolsToo ... YES, YES,YES ...aaaaaagh(shuts bedroom door)

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JoolsToo · 31/10/2004 00:33

there's article about him in Good Housekeeping - he's a depressive - I'd steer clear if I were you!

mummyloves · 31/10/2004 00:38

I can see where you're coming from carla, nice bum!

jampot · 31/10/2004 00:41

please God not Alan Titchmarsh???? ok its your fantasy

My rough shag fantasy is definitely Robbie

My refined shag is Colin Firth..........

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carla · 31/10/2004 00:42

Well, I've just sent him home, and he's not unhappy any more

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carla · 31/10/2004 00:45

God, that was crass and awful. Sorry.

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jampot · 31/10/2004 00:46

no it wasn't carla - i bet you've really helped him

I know Robbie is certainly light of step now

mummyloves · 31/10/2004 00:49

Am I missing something? Who's just had Robbie?

bonnemaman · 31/10/2004 00:53

I have mummyloves... in a bid to free us from whinging husbands.... he is sooooo accomodating

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carla · 31/10/2004 00:54

Jampot, shall I the way to you, then?

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mummyloves · 31/10/2004 00:56

Bonnemamman, you selfish selfish woman! You KNOW Robbie likes variety! I could have sneaked in there when you were having a breather between "takes"!!!!

nutcracker · 31/10/2004 21:46

Jampot - I though Robbie was saving himself for me
Oh and dp didn't say anything about your dh, other than "he was nice", which i think is code for "i wasn't really paying attention he was a bloke so he must be great" .

He said you had lovely skin

Carla - I am in brum too.

My dp is too much of a bloke too i think. He swears all the bloody time, and cannot keep his mouth shut when he really needs to.

But then saying that, i don't think i could do refined. I like a bit of rough

Seen as Jampot has nabbed robbie, i'd have to go for that bloke that played Jez Quigly in Corrie ages ago.

jampot · 01/11/2004 16:06

nice skin !!?

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