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Why does he want me to hand feed him!

31 replies

IronWomanOrSuperWoman · 27/01/2021 18:54

Hi I just wanted some advice really.I have many friends,male and female.There is one male friend in particular that always wants me to put in his mouth when I ask him to taste something or offer him some food!I didn't think anything of it at first, but find it strange because I don't like anyone putting food in my mouth with their hands.
None of my other friends do this. Should I just put the food down near him next time?I do that anyway but he opens his mouth like he wants me to feed him.I don't want to look rude so what shall I do?
Thankyou for reading.

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LJenn · 28/01/2021 12:25

Tell him to F off 😂😂😂 this man child needs to grow up & feed himself.

CandidaAlbicans2 · 29/01/2021 17:04

Yeah, that's a sex thing. I'd say "No darling, mummy isn't here, so pick up the spoon like a big boy... Well done!"

Maybe he is a baby bird thinks you are his mummy

if he does it again say "paw" or feed him then pat on the head and say good boy

[Snort] 😂

CaraDuneRedux · 29/01/2021 17:07

@EvenMoreFuriousVexation

Yeah, that's a sex thing. I'd say "No darling, mummy isn't here, so pick up the spoon like a big boy... Well done!"
Or put it on the spoon and say loudly "Here comes the aeroplane... vroooommmm... open wide there's a good boy..."

He's a weird fucker is the short answer.

category12 · 29/01/2021 17:35

Why are you asking him to sample things at sufficient regularity that this is actually a problem?!

Just hand him the spoon.

YoniAndGuy · 29/01/2021 17:38

Creep.

Itstimetoquit · 31/01/2021 17:13

That's just made my skin crawl 🤢🤢

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