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need some ideas for new positions to try in the bedroom.....

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Regularnamechanger · 08/10/2007 09:45

I'm a regular poster, but have changed my name for this thread as I feel a bit about it.

Basically DH and I have rejuvenated our sex life, but are still stuck in the boring positions such as missionary (which I find rather uncomfortable as I'm not good at doing the splits ), me on top and occasionally doggy position too - but again I'm a bit of a weakling and get uncomfortable quickly.

SO - I need your suggestions for new positions to try

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cardy · 08/10/2007 09:46

spoons?

themildmanneredaxemurderer · 08/10/2007 09:47

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Regularnamechanger · 08/10/2007 09:48

please don't at me - I'm a genuine poster - honest and

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pneumalifenewname · 08/10/2007 09:48

Any which way that fits tbh. You don't have to have a name for it - if the bits allow then do it.

Legs up walls, hands on floor while standing, crouching, kneeling, on one leg, upside down, over something, under something, use the stairs, the bath, kids beds are nice and low.....................make sure they aren't in them

Regularnamechanger · 08/10/2007 09:50

lol @ make sure the kids aren't in the bed .

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nospeak · 08/10/2007 09:53

Are you for real?

pneumalifenewname · 08/10/2007 09:57

Not sure it matters really. If you don't like sharing your personal karma sutra then don't, if you do then post

sKerryMum · 08/10/2007 10:00

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nospeak · 08/10/2007 10:05

I could never make it as a sex therapist. I find the idea of discussing positions with complete strangers a bit errrrrrrrrgh. I can't get the pictures out of my head, lots of hairy arses and bodily fluids

sKerryMum · 08/10/2007 10:07

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Regularnamechanger · 08/10/2007 10:18

nospeak - yes I am for real - but I've changed my name for this thread as I don't really like discussing it with strangers......although I've read plenty of threads on the past on here about sex so I know that others aren't so shy

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Jazzicatz · 08/10/2007 10:21

FGS, we are on here because we have children, which means we have had sex, why be embarrased????

paolosgirl · 08/10/2007 10:23

Try Google - it's AMAZING what you can find on the web....

mwamwa · 08/10/2007 10:26

extra excitement - Brazilian
extra extra excitement - Hollywood (for the very very brave).

pneumalifenewname · 08/10/2007 10:31

or youboob.it (which is essentially pornographic, just so you are warned)

nospeak · 08/10/2007 11:42

I'm not embrassed, just not interested in other peoples sex life, although obviously intrigued enough to click onto his thread...

Regularnamechanger · 08/10/2007 12:19

thanks for those links - - shall have a good look later once the DS's are in bed - don't really want them looking over my shoulder asking me what it is LOL.

nospeak - if you're not interested then you should't have clicked on the thread - I think I made it pretty clear in the title what the thread was about

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kindersurprise · 08/10/2007 12:48

How sad am I? I clicked onto this because I thought you were looking for ideas on where to position your bedroom furniture.

I do love a good home makeover thread!

nospeak · 08/10/2007 13:23

Lol

TheQueenOfQuotes · 08/10/2007 13:36

no sorry nothing that exciting......although we ARE hoping to get some new bedroom furniture at some point in the future - but for now we'll just make do with what we've got......and concentrate on finding new positions for bedroom activities .

nospeak · 08/10/2007 14:03

Whoops! and Lol again.

lilibet · 08/10/2007 14:17

oh dear Qoq

for you!

Gobbledispook · 08/10/2007 14:22

ROFL! oops!

Gobbledispook · 08/10/2007 14:23

QoQ is that you?