Irrational things you have been dumped for (lighthearted)

[SummerPeonies]

3 months relationship ended because I refused to pay for my half of an outing (it was his idea to go out not mine)
I usually paid for myself when we planned dates before...

I got dumped by my 13 year old boyfriend because 'I play too much football and dont have time for you.' This came a few weeks after saying he hadnt told me he was back from his holiday because he'd been holed up in hospital following an allergic reaction to a guinea pig

More fool me, I got back with him aged 17 for a couple of years. I did dump him that time round.

Because I was ‘too pretty for him and would eventually cheat on him and break his heart’ wtf I hate cheaters. When I told my friends They told me I was way out of his league and then spent ages picking him apart. He did really break my heart though.

Because I cried when I heard my ex had died. Apparently I couldn't love him if I was upset over the death of an ex.

these gave me a good giggle hahaha

I got dumped because I didn’t want to do anal! He said he needed his partner to me more sexually open!

@Shoeshiner68 yet I bet he wouldn't be so "open" about it the other way round...

After 5 months together, while on a trip to his home town to meet his family he told me he wanted to split up because he "didn't like the way I climbed over some rocks on the beach".

Not sure how I was supposed to do it better, seeing as I was wearing flip flops and with a heavy backpack on?! Needless to say I was fuming that he'd wasted my time taking me there and was on the next train out of there!!! So weird!

After 2 years he told me it was over because I didn't know what his favourite vegetable was. Turns out he was cheating on me. Since I'm practically perfect that was clearly the only thing he could justify breaking up with me about without mentioning her His sister told me years later he bitterly regrets the whole thing, he married her and she's a cow