I absolutely love the updated posts, I've been laughing all afternoon...
@BurtonHouse
You'll do as your told... I like that in the bedroom but anywhere else is just cringe worthy .... So glad you picked up and left that one lol. Reminds me of my gran a bit.... Eek
@trappedsincesundaymorn
Haha ... So the OW didn't turn out to be much of all that ... I love this so much . I can just imagine him scurrying to info the damage because he had realised what a fuck up he had committed.
@SenselessUbiquity
Foremost in your mind should be his convenience ... You should let him know grandfather times been in contact and wants back his phrasebook . I would literally remember that every time he popped into my head . It's brilliant .
@Daydreamer15
Strict and uptight... That man sounds like he didn't get any older than the mental age of 12... It's so good not having to take care of adult children ( I was as uptight as you once upon a time and those are times I'm not reliving ) well done on getting rid!
@Bubbletrouble43
Wtaf! I hope to god you were the one saying that , the guys an idiot! Some people don't take well to being dumped at all do they? And you must have been some catch otherwise he wouldn't have been gutted. Onwards and upwards!
@honeylulu
I would pay good money to have that one in my memory . Absolutely delicious.... And the fact he's nobody going nowhere ... That would make me laugh so much!
@0v9c99f9g9d939d9f9g9h8h
Aww, did you not run after the poor little man and feed his massive ego! Wtf do these people want anyway? You took it graciously... How did you respond to that, just silence ....?
@bigchris
That made me laugh... I would have have said yep , you and Marilyn Monroe .. a couple of candles in the wind. Flipping hell he was full of himself lol.
@Mildmanneredmum
What , you mean you didn't take him up on his cringeworthy offer? .. after dumping you for another woman?.... You dodged a bullet with this one. I'm sorry that happened though... Vile man
@CuriousaboutSamphire
Is it wrong that as a straight woman I kind of fancy you with your red hair and your hourglass figure? I absolutely love that you chucked him out with a mirror . It's so much the story of narcissus it's brilliant . I love it!
@Alwayseatingtoast
Oh my god, my thighs have a wobble and if my other half ever said that he would never see them wobbling again ( and he would regret that!). What an absolute arse!!!! So glad it was a sign to the exit door of that relationship though!!!! And I hope you got your lunch...