Have been going to the gym for last eight weeks or so and have started to have feelings for my trainer, those lovely, fluttery, warm feelings which make life seem living. I am very, very annoyed with myself for this for so many reasons.
I am older than him by six years - oh - and married with a child.
I saw his (very) new girlfriend at weekend - she looks a lot like me - only ten years younger (because she is)
Feel old and turgid and missing the old me that would have just gone for it on training day 2! (obviously, the pre-married me)
Tell me I'm a silly old tart please and give me a virtual slap!
Am my crush is pointless and doomed...