Caught stalking a guy on facebook

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I'm absolutely mortified, I accidently sent a message to his business facebook page last night thought I'd deleted it but have received a message from him this morning replying to it god how embarrassing
Please tell me I'm not the only one to have made myself look like a mad bunny boiler! I'm really not I was just really bored and pressed the wrong button 🙈

How do you “accidentally”message someone?
Do you know him in real life? If not, block him. Save making that mistake again!

You typed a message and meant to delete it but pressed send instead?
What did your message say?

What did the message say? Cringing for you!

No I didn't type a message there were 3 of those pre filled question buttons and I accidently pressed one and it sent before I realised what I'd done and then it was too late 🤐

That's not too bad then. It's not like you said you'd like to see him naked or something like that and his business partner picked it up

Ahh, I'm cringing for you too😖

What did he seem like in his reply? Normal?

What type of business? Maybe you need to play along and act like you meant to send the question. Would the guy automatically think you were stalking him?

I’d have to brazen it out with a lie!!! Oooh I didn’t realise this was YOU, I need xyz service....and then move

So you just respond and pretend it was a genuine enquiry. Surely he’ll think that’s what it was so no reason to be mortified?

If he's fitting fake grass or a builder you could say you were looking for a friend or thinking if having work done. You're a bit buggered if he makes fetish latex gear for gay men tho

Right, pack all your belongings up and move to another country.

"You're a bit buggered if he makes fetish latex gear for gay men tho"

But not as buggered as said men in said gear....

Secret
Like your sense of humour 😂

But does he know you?

The reply was basically answering my 'query' which he sent me knowing full well it was me having fucked up 100% as I already know the answer and really don't need to ask him on facebook
I just can't stop cringing that he knows what I've done oh I wish I could pack my bags and leave the country @SpillTheTeaa

Sorry should say yes he knows me we had a bit of a fwb relationship until he ended it a couple of weeks ago and we have been in contact with each other since
At least I don't have to face him ever again 😐

Do you have a child/cat/monkey you could blame it on?

I would just not mention it and he mightn't think much of it, he'd probably realize it's a mistake/bug. x

Yeah I could blame the cat he always walks across the keyboard when I'm trying to type something I think you're onto something @Incognitomum 🤔 or I could just go incognito like you for the rest of my life 🤣

If you’ve already slept with him and decided not to pursue a relationship then why does it matter?

Are you sure it wasn’t an automated response?

I'd just forget it and move on.

Brazen it out fully and say something like, ‘oops silly me, was just looking for a decent picture of you to show my girlfriends my most recent FWB. Definitely gave myself away there!’

If you had a FWB type arrangement until a few weeks ago then perhaps he will be thinking you want to resume the FWB thing again.

Why mortified? You have done the FWB thing and only ended a few weeks ago. As someone else said - 'what does it matter?' you and he have both been there and seen it all .... I originally thought this was someone new who didn't know you well and you hadn't slept with which would be mortifying (perhaps)