Relationship must haves (light-hearted)

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OK, tell me your relationship must-haves. Only light hearted ones please .

To know that the key purpose of the tongue is not for talking(!) and to never wear grey underpants.

Chemistry

To make me laugh.

To look over at them and think "Yep, you're my human".

Must love garlic. Because I eat a lot of it

Love ddogs.

Kindness and a sense of humour.

Own hair and teeth :) Well, it's a good start anyway..........:)

To be able to breath out of his ears 😉

To love Nando's.

To make me laugh

Smell nice

Make good mash

He must be funny, confident, kind, sexy and strong.

Has a job.

Must have?
A libido

Massive cock 😂

Strong arms

@TenToTheDozen that's standard 😂

@blissfulllife They did say lighthearted 😂

To make a decent brew... my DH is still working on this one but getting lots of practice in thanks to this lockdown 😆 x

A massive penis and a big bum.

Enjoys a sausage for breakfast.

Hair. Chemistry. Good communication skills. Honesty.

Not bothered it I accidentally fart after DTD.

To want to dance with me on.the dance floor not drink a pint at the ba🍺

To make me laugh and be good in bed!

No aged relatives that would expect rehoming!