Going to be difficult to conduct/continue affairs now?

[Worried01]

Can’t work ‘late’ if you’re WFH or laid off
Can’t go to the ‘gym’
Can’t meet ‘friends’ for a drink

Cheaters are fucked for a while huh

I thought this earlier. How will affairs survive!

Online

I've been thinking this.
It is giving me joy!

Every cloud...

Theres going to be a lot of people "popping to tesco for toilet rolls" and returning home 3 hours later empty handed...

Thats probably the latest cover story!

This occurred to me earlier too.

Texting , FaceTiming , phoning on the quiet / from the car
Going for a walk / run
Going to the shop / pharmacy
Going for a drive

Disappearing to do the big shop for 3 + hours and the excuse will be something elaborate like they were punched because they picked up the last toilet roll and ended up having to go to a and e and then the police station to give a statement all the while their phone has run out of battery.

Didnt even think of this but find it quite amusing

I love being a Brit’ sometimes . So, life-threatening issue yada yada, but how will folk get their end away? Yes, a lot of mischief will go on line!

They'll just be on their phones the whole time.

This is at least the third Mn thread on this. There is clearly an entire subsection of society who lives through a pandemic worrying, for entirely abstract reasons, how people can shag illicitly.

They will get through, spending their time wishing they weren't with their spouses, but with the other person.

Where there's a will...

Dog walking. Useful if both parties have a dog. Otherwise, not useful at all!

Theres going to be a lot of people "popping to tesco for toilet rolls" and returning home 3 hours later empty handed

Lol!

I imagine most cheaters have a mate who'll cover for them - they could just say they're going to their mate's for a drink.

Or going out for a walk/run. A lot of them might take up running

This reminds me of a time my cheating stbx went out to do the Xmas food shop one evening whilst I stayed at home with the dc and was gone hours! Told me he had to go round ALL the supermarkets and his battery died, and I believed him!

Ha ha I was thinking this. I think over the next week there will be a fair few people leaving their marriages for their affair and once the unavoidable lockdown is put in place there will be a lot of people moping around at home with their spouses wishing they had left.

I think social media and phone is the cheater's main outlet for a while isn't it? Lots of time to message women on a variety of apps etc.

ime phones and social media make it VERY easy to cheat and the opportunity is increased now we're all at home.

My teenagers keep ribbing DH about how much he must be missing his "side bitch"