****What's your best chat up line?****

[Baffy]

Need a lighthearted thread today... so go on then... what is it?!

All I can ever think of is 'do you come here often'

Does work though!

In my experience, 'd'ya fancy a blow job?' works every time ..

excellent desi

i used to just pinch there bum and smile used to work [years ago in my single days ]

"Can I buy you a drink?"

(If they look nice and normal!)

"The only thing I want between our relationship is latex!"

(If you just want to get them into bed!!)

My friends suggestion... "Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?"

"fancy a shag" has been known to work
shameless, i know, but hey

Shameless is good!

"do you sleep on your stomach"

• No

"well can I?"