Annoying little things

[firewalkeruk]

For years now I have had the same tones for messages on my phone, it's the 5 tones from the Sci Fi movie Close Encounters, my wife's phone has a simple ping yet everytime I get a message she says " is that you or me?"
I love her to bits but that one thing can have me banging my head off the wall.
What things does you're OH do that makes you grind your teeth?

He throws his dirty washing ON the laundry basket. He leaves the microwave door open all the time. He never puts the kettle back on the stand. I've started shouting him through to the utility room to give him demos on the lid function of the basket. I go to make a coffee and start frantically looking for the kettle because it's missing, and battering the numbers into the microwave with the door open shouting "it won't workkk!" - he rolls his eyes and fixes it then does it again. Thinking of rehoming him tbh 😁 lost cause.

Dirty clothes on top of the laundry basket (it has a lid), dirty cups and plates on the side instead of in the sink, doesn’t like I’m a Celebrity!

Farts on my leg in his sleep (Guess he cant help that!). Drops his wet towel from the shower on to the bed... he will eventually hang it back up in the bathroom but not before the duvet is damp.

Another one for laundry on the floor and not in the basket. Leaves the oven door open after use (?) covers the sink with the chopping board when he’s wiped it down.

Another one who's OH leaves all doors open, microwave, cupboards etc. Drives me mad. Also doesn't clean up spilled weetabix when DD drops it, just leaves it and then when I notice it's like fucking cement!

Dirty dishes in the sink when dishwasher is sitting empty 🤬