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Spice things up in the bed room?

13 replies

Mumofboys19 · 21/07/2019 00:50

I’m straight up BORED of mine and DHs sex life. We have our 2-3 basic regular positions, and before kids used to be very adventurous with toys etc.
We are (what I think) very active, seeing as we have 2 babies under the age of 3 and are still managing to get time at least 3-4 tines a week, but it’s predictable and becoming off putting.
We both occasionally watch porn but never have together, and I’m thinking watching porn together could spice things up possibly? Make us a little more hot under the collar? How do I go around suggesting this? He’s very open minded but I don’t know how to word it!

OP posts:
SpoonBlender · 21/07/2019 01:28

Nice first post. Certainly doesn't seem to be a perve looking for sex-filled responses. Nope. Not at all.

cokecola · 21/07/2019 02:26
Biscuit
Closetbeanmuncher · 21/07/2019 10:55

Um, just put it on?

purpleberry11 · 21/07/2019 11:07

Just leave some toys on the bed for him too see. And drop innuendos all day long and wear some sexy clothing. That should do the trick

NoCureForLove · 21/07/2019 11:08

Eeeeew.

Yellowweatherwarning · 21/07/2019 11:10

Games??
Can't beat a good game of Scrabble in pj's!!

BookBookBook · 21/07/2019 11:12

I was going to suggest a dash of turmeric or garam masala, but maybe I'm being too racy...

LaMarschallin · 21/07/2019 11:15

I was going to suggest a dash of turmeric or garam masala, but maybe I'm being too racy

Good Heavens!!
Vanilla is enough spice for anyone.

I judge you and your spice-rack ways

Oh god, no - don't get a rack...

DuchessofManchester · 21/07/2019 11:18

Book a holiday to Centre Parcs Wink

hadthesnip2 · 21/07/2019 11:22

Ok, I'll bite, but obviously no idea what you do already.

Dirty talk.

Sexting whilst he's at work......telling him you're not wearing any underwear & your out shopping.

Spanking.

Anal

BookBookBook · 21/07/2019 11:26

I judge you and your spice-rack ways

Heartfelt apologies, @LaMarschallin, I will get a chastity belt for my free-spirited spice rack.

LaMarschallin · 21/07/2019 11:39

@BookBookBook

Hmph!
See you do, you floozy.

And cover the legs of your piano while you're about it!

OP: toys would be a good idea.
Have you considered a nice educational map-of-the-world jigsaw?
Take your mind of other... unpleasantness while you're thinking about England*.

*Other countries are available.

pinkboa · 21/07/2019 14:28

Scotch bonnets....

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