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Funny Birthday Message / Poem for Husband's Card

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KittenMittens1 · 26/06/2019 11:00

Sorry if its in the wrong thread not sure where to put it (Feel free to move MNHQ)

So it's time to get on to ordering hubbys birthday card, But I can't for the life of me think of a funny poem or funny joke to put in the card. i've spent the last hours googling it and nothing is funny enough.

any ideas folks? (Usually the ruder the better with my hubby)

Plus I think reading a few jokes would cheer people up so let the fun commence..

Thanks in advance. Smile

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KittenMittens1 · 26/06/2019 11:09

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BillieEilish · 26/06/2019 11:17

Wendy Cope OBE... (and one of my favourite poets)

'Verse for a birthday card'

Many happy returns and good luck
When it comes to a present I'm stuck
If you weren't far away
On your own special day
I'd give you a really nice pint of lager.

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