So, you are banished to a desert island. You may take 5 men with you ........ to while away those long tropical days and nights

[suzywong]

.... I know this has been done umpteen times before but indulge me. Who would you take and why

I would take:

1. My boyfriend Johnny Depp -allroudn entertainer and mind-taker-offerer
2. Dave Grohl - musical accompaniement and he f*&in ROCKS
3. Anthony Bourdain - cooks up a storma likes an after dinner port and cigar
4. Dom Joly or Jack Dee, can't really call it - I like a laugh
5. Extraordinarily fit and lithe and young surfer I happened to catch out of the corner of my eye at the beach today while I was making sandcastles with the FBs and he was getting out of his wetsuit - eye-candy and may be usefull in fashioning bivouacs and shimmying up coconut trees.

and yours?

who Gerry Butler?

No, I've not seen them! Thanks for the tip, suzy. I've been a fan of his for years. Cuz he's HOT.

ooh i just want tommy lee please

1. stephen fry to amaze me with his never ending knowledge, use of the english language and wit.

2. Brian turner to cook proper food and speak northern - i could crack " we won the war you yorkie bastard " jokes. 3. denzel washington for a fuck buddy

i reserve the right to come back to my last 2 choices.

i require a strong man to chop wood and build stuff - cant think of one i'd like.

he da man

did you know he was Wushu champion under 18s of all China, so he really knows his stuff. Respec

so come on, I need more reasons for taking these men
reasons, other than shagging, it is a given that you would rotate them and force them to wrestle naked in order to win your favours on Saturdays.

like what custy did

1.Johnny Depp ...obviously
2.Bill Bailey to make me laugh
3.Bruce Parry for hunting, building and survival
4.Stephen Fry if I can keep his moods stable
5.Jason Isaacs in case Johnny's tired.

Who's Gerry Butler?
Not only is he incredibly gorgeous, and Scottish 9which explains the gorgeousness) and has a lovely accent and lovely eyes and a nice bum, but he can sing as well.

ta-da

Kerry, YES!!! John Malkovich could read the effing phone book and I'd be in heaven..that voice...purrr...

I'd have Gok too
and J Depp, of course
The man from the Camel ads circa 2004
Eddy Izzard for laughs

and louis theroux just because

michaelad I like Jason issacs as well, but just with his blond Luscious Malfoy wig on!

Kerrymumbledore - is it only you and me that find Ray Mears quite sexy or is it just the hut building that you want him for?

I don't want any of these comedians types. they won't make you luagh ffs, they are all alcoholic depressives.
allegedly

do you remember on one of the Vic and Bob shows Bob used to do a piss take of Ray Mears with a rogue teste haning out of those tight safari shorts

how me and dh laugh about it still to this day

1. Josh Holloway (Sawyer from Lost)

2. Mark Harmon 3. Josh Hartnett 4. Orlando Bloom 5. Kevin Costner

1. Wentworth Miller - just to look at

2. Dominic Purcell - same reason 3. Josh Holloway - same reason 4. Chris Moyles - to make me snigger 5. Daniel Criag - again for reasons stated above

what a shallow cow I am but I'd be very happy

Oh was I meant to give reasons...I thought it was to shag I obviously have a one track mind

ooooh, Wentworth MIller, he IS pretty. Imagine him placed against a sunset, very aesthetic

I am off to bed now, so keep this going and give me somethign to read over my cornflakes in 8 hours, please

Hellfire, wouldn't it be GREAT if you could have 5 men ............................ to help you survive under such distressing circumstances.

Ewan McGregor for chat, laughs & deep & meaningful sex
James Martin for food & any ol' sex
Paolo Nutini for singing & romantic sex
Robert Kazinsky for very raw, very dirty sex

and..urmmm, let me think....

oh, that James bloke from It's not easy being Green as he would be extremely handy and a nice bit of eye candy - not for sex though..bit young for me would be just wrong!!

Phew, I feel exhausted already!!!!

We were meant to give reasons were we?

Ok I ahd all five of them on my list for no other reason than to shag them