So, you are banished to a desert island. You may take 5 men with you ........ to while away those long tropical days and nights

[suzywong]

.... I know this has been done umpteen times before but indulge me. Who would you take and why

I would take:

1. My boyfriend Johnny Depp -allroudn entertainer and mind-taker-offerer
2. Dave Grohl - musical accompaniement and he f*&in ROCKS
3. Anthony Bourdain - cooks up a storma likes an after dinner port and cigar
4. Dom Joly or Jack Dee, can't really call it - I like a laugh
5. Extraordinarily fit and lithe and young surfer I happened to catch out of the corner of my eye at the beach today while I was making sandcastles with the FBs and he was getting out of his wetsuit - eye-candy and may be usefull in fashioning bivouacs and shimmying up coconut trees.

and yours?

he could say what he likes- i just love his voice!hes a tad good looking too

I know. There's just something about him. Was listening to him on Radio 1 the other week (still trying to convince myself I'm young enough to listen to R1 although it is crap) and it was pure bliss. He's good in Jekyll and Hyde programme too. I wouldn't mind him sinking his fangs into me...

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Orlando Bloom - but only as in Pirates etc

Any of the Roux brothers - for food obviously but they're all so nice

Sarfraz Manzoor - is my hot crush atm plus doesn't sound stupid, which helps

Nick Cohen (observer journo) - am a bit disturbed by this but find myself drawn to his come to bed eyes in his Obs byline pic plus obviously thinking leftie

Bob Dylan

1.Johnny Depp
2.Jack Black
3.Pete Doherty
4.Marilyn Manson
5.Sir Patrick Moore

1. Hugh Laurie
2. Thierry Henry
3. Chris Martin
4. Dave Gahan
5. Harry Potter

christian bale
colin firth
daniel craig
johnny depp
dave gahan (with long hair please)

oh i have to go away and think about that island now nice...

southeastastra - yes Dave Gahan with long hair indeed Grrrrrr

Gordon Ramsey - to cook me beautiful dinners and hand-catch me some fish. He's not allowed to bark orders at me though!

The Dalai Lama - For a bit of spiritual enlightenment.

Alan Carr - So he could be my best friend. I think he's great.

Joaquin Phoenix - Not sure what I'd do with him yet but he is sultry and quite sexy!

I'm still thinking of number 5. Don't want to be too greedy now!

look! here he is spotting ships

Jack Davenport
Gordon Ramsey
Gok Wan
Thierry Henri

... and the youthful checkout boy at Sainsbury's I have a Mrs Robinsonesque crush on

I luuuurve these threads
dh is always when he spots the title on my laptop screen

and in no particular order:

• Johnnie Depp
• Morten Harket
• Wentworth Miller
• Kiefer Sutherland
• young Bruce Willis

Jon Snow for intellectual older man chat
Peter Kay to make me laugh
Gordon Ramsay for food and sex
Johnny Depp to look at
David Beckham to pick on when I have PMT

1. Mel Gibson (in his Braveheart days)
2. Orlando Bloom (in his interview with Parky - Yum Yum mothers bum)
3. Hugh Grant (four weddings days)
4. Colin Farrel (in any of his films!)
5. Brad Pit (from Thelma and Louise days)

Now pardon me ladies whilst I go and relieve myself ................

1- Will Smith
2- Lennox Lewis
3- Samuel L Jackson
4- Justin Lee Collins
5- Alan Carr

O.k. can we have a team B just in case team A's plane crashes:-

1. Nigel Harman (sex on legs)
2. John Bon Jovi (sex on legs)
3. Him out of Greece is the word, you know not the winner but the one from the 80's - singer (naughty but nice!)
4. Robson Green (christ id'e forgotten about him)
5. and lastly but my no means least, Angela Jolie (well they do say variety is the spice of life)

oh yeah nigel harman..can i have 6?

God am I gonna have sweet dreams tonight

Sod the food, I'll live on raw fish and coconuts. Can I swap Jamie Oliver for Noel Fielding?

Tinker, I've met Sarfraz Manzoor. we went to a Pet Shop Boys gig years ago, then for a drink afterwards. He was a nice guy.

Joining in, better late than never!!

Bruce Springsteen - My first love, still does it for me plus he could keep me entertained musically;

Steven King - Can churn out novels at the rate of knots so i'd always have something to read and stuff to burn when i'm done reading;

Will Smith - Sexy as hell with the added bonus of being a really nice bloke as well! (From what i've heard!!);

Harry Hill - My own island comedian and was also trained as a doctor before changing careers so could help with any medical matters!

Raymond Blanc - He can cook for me, grow all the veg and stuff we need and teach me French to stave off boredom!

(Notice my choices have more than one quality - sadly I thought long and hard about this!!!)

LLL - Thud [envy[

Oops to extra ed there in my excitement. Was it an, er, date???

I've got to add Colin Firth too. As Mr Darcy obviously. Why? He could teach me how to be a laydeee. Well would need to after all the inappropriate behaviour going on with the other 5.