So, you are banished to a desert island. You may take 5 men with you ........ to while away those long tropical days and nights

[suzywong]

.... I know this has been done umpteen times before but indulge me. Who would you take and why

I would take:

1. My boyfriend Johnny Depp -allroudn entertainer and mind-taker-offerer
2. Dave Grohl - musical accompaniement and he f*&in ROCKS
3. Anthony Bourdain - cooks up a storma likes an after dinner port and cigar
4. Dom Joly or Jack Dee, can't really call it - I like a laugh
5. Extraordinarily fit and lithe and young surfer I happened to catch out of the corner of my eye at the beach today while I was making sandcastles with the FBs and he was getting out of his wetsuit - eye-candy and may be usefull in fashioning bivouacs and shimmying up coconut trees.

and yours?

He's so sexy. Slllurrrp. I think I'd have him first.

oh Jet LI
good call, expat

dont' get me started on chinese men
Hairless, you know Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I have a thing about the blonde Scottish ex-centurion in Rome at the moment [what is wrong with me?] - he would be good for general slaying & foraging

Mark Athony (in the same programme).

Also the cheshire cat in Eastenders, bit of a laaaaad, ginger (!) - anyone?

Daniel Craig - I'll have him.

Peter Calpadi (or the writer of The Thick of It) just to make me laugh, nothing else thank you very much.

Is that true they are hairless! all over?!

Jet's body. He'd probably be all masterful about it, too.

He's delicious.

ha ha ha expat.

good idea- who needs food and song when you can shag hot men?

Oh God, I'd forgotten Goran. Can I swap him for James Martin? I shall live off the food of luuuurve instead of proper food. Mind you, I won't need it 'cos we'll be on pudding island!

I thought James Martin was gay. Why'd you want to take along a gay bloke to a desert island.

Uh uh, nope. Goran is mine.

well, not underarm and downbelow, but no hair elsewhere

ginger could work for to ring the changes, but not david caruso, he'd burn your retina

1. Piers Morgan
2. Bill Clinton
3. Stephen Fry
4. Machiavelli
5. Alistair Campbell

The sex bit I can handle myself, thanks v much, it's the other 23 hours a day that need looking after.

oooh
David Tennant
Simon Schama because he's clever
Bear thingy so he can do the practical stuff (but I really don't want to sleep with him)
John Cusack
Charles Hazlewood so he can tell me about music
ooooh waht fun

Maybe a gay guy would be good for discussing which palm leaf coverage would look best.

James Martin wears pink, a lot, and runs a cookery shop in Winchester. I rest my case, m'lud.

God I feel guilty, using MN for my tipsy entertainment, does no one have a defrosting chicken or how to smack a 3 year old question?

who is Jet Li?

Is he? Is he gay? [GGG wiggles gaydar which is obviously faulty] No, you're right, why take a gay guy along.

Gok Wan has got the gay section covered (ooer)

Who is Jet Li?

He's my second husband, OO! That's who.

Hot, hot, HOT!

well I am going home now so will Google later

he better be fit [I am aged 14]

He's not 14. And, as a martial expert, he's way, way fit.

MMmm, that scene in 'Hero' with him naked from behind. Drool.

no I mean I am 14 for saying 'fit'

castles - oh yes that grinning ginger love weasel in eastenders, he's rather nice isnt he? hmmm wouldnt say no to a bit of that..

expat, have you seen the Fong Sai Yuck movies, Jet Li before he learned to speak Engrish and also Michelle Yeo before she hung out with Pierce Bronsan. Must get them out for the Fragrant Boys to watch.

these are they. he was VERY young in those days

in no praticular order

joaquin phoenix
Sean Bean
Gerry Butler
David Tenant
and er Gary Sinise

river phoenix if he was still alive (swoon)