AIBU to think vibrators are better than men?

[northernlights0710]

For the following reasons:

You don't have to fake an orgasm
You don't have to lie there wishing it would be over
You don't have to give it a blow job or a hand job
You don't have to say "Oooh, you were wonderful! /The earth moved/ What was your name again?" Or whatever.
You don't have to check up on its whereabouts (it's in my knicker drawer) or worry that it might be having sex with an OW.
It won't have football on TV day and night.

And the way technology is going, vibrators will soon be able to talk to us, buy drinks AND do the housework.

Oh, and it ALWAYS achieves the desired result (unlike with men. Sorry.)

Think you've just been shagging he wrong blokes to be fair

No I don’t even like them
No kissing and they are too mechanical/hard/cold and I see no appeal

Yeah, definitely need better guys... PiV is meh to me but no vibrator can come close to good oral sex
None of my partners like football
Most are better at housework than me, I'm a slattern. My older beau cooks well enough I'd fuck him just for his cake, the rest is just a bonus.

I'll admit they are reliable.

Not something good at earning a living and making sure there's always petrol in the car though

I get that they do an efficient job (unlike men whos performance varies)

Every time I've been single (now included) I keep a good stock of batteries

But I miss conversation, kissing and cuddles....

Best I've found is when you let your guy use it to "warm you up" for the main event.,. Best of both worlds!

Unreasonable, no.

Bit of a sexist knobhead....yeah, maybe 🙂

YAB a bit U.

No craic from a vibrator.... and they can't kiss all that well either

Hmm. They don't take the bins out though...

In all seriousness though, aren't you kind of missing the point of sex for the most part. It's about having intimacy with another person. You definitely don't get that from a vibrator. Even if it's just casual sex, there is more to it than just pressing the right buttons.

Nah. You can't beat a warm hard cock.

What a horrible pov. Imagine the reverse: a man arguing that sex dolls are better than women... It's gross and dehumanising.

Another vote for you must have been having really bad sex

Ummm I think a vibrator sounds a lot better than the men you reference! Thankfully, not one thing on your list applies to my DH....I’d lend him out but I’m too selfish.

You have reminded me how happy I am it's date night, though

Anything new saying no hasn't tried a Womaniser from Lovehoney.

It made me totally redundant in my last relationship...

But it won't make you a cup of tea..or tuck you in with a warm blanket on the couch on a cold day..or give you a hug when it comes home from work. Nah, I'll stick with the flawed but infinitely lovelier and more precious real thing.

Yeah a warm hard cock is all good as.....as long as it's not attached to an idiot lol

And single dad before you pipe up i realise thay idiots come with vaginas too

Whoah, folks! This was a lighthearted post!!!!

I feel sorry for those who take everything so seriously.

Nah....my ex was a knobheaf and not great in bed but did his fair share round the house.

My Dp is amazing in bed. I genuinely didn't realise sex could feel great. When I was with exh I could have quite happily never done it again. Didn't see the appeal. Dp watches football, is very clean, pulls his weight etc.

I say you have been with the wrong men. My uncle died last week, I could wait to get home to Dp, who gave me a hug and looked after me all evening. I would have just wanted to get home to a vibrator. It wouldn't have hugged me and held me while I cried and made me a cuppa and something to eat.

With a date I had few weeks back I deffo prefer my vibrator as it’s BIGGER

You don't have to do any of that when you are with a man. You instil your own boundaries.
Short term yes vibrators are awesome.
Long term not that great as you cannot get the emotional connection you get from another person. You don't get the physical contact and eventually although you came, you feel alone.

My vibrator unfortunately expired recently following a mishap with a charger adapter. But tbh it was never quite as good in bed as my bf. Totally lacked spontaneity - you could see every move coming - never even attempted any tongue action and constantly needed to be fed otherwise it would stop and sulk at a crucial moment.

Though possibly more spontaneous than my ex 🤔

A lot less messy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

l've always struggled with getting a vibrator to put the bin out.