My mother has ruined my fantasy sex life

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Name changed as this is a bit embarrassing.

About 20 years ago I briefly dated someone who was annoying but very good in bed. He's been my Go To fantasy man ever since. I'm married to a lovely man but every now and then a bit of fantasy never did anyone any harm.

Except for now. Last night I had a dream where I went to Fantasy Man's flat for a bit of weekend nookie but my mother had stalked me and followed me there. I went to the car to get my overnight bag and when I returned there she was, sitting in the kitchen with her cats bum face on, threatening to tell my DH.

I had to break up with Fantasy Man all over again as I said I couldn't risk losing my DH over all of this.

So thanks, mum. That little bit of fantasy land is completely ruined now.

Go NC with your mum

Hilarious 😂

Haha. Cheers for that.

Still cross.

Ha! I remember having a recurring dream and my therapist getting me to go back into the dream( while awake) and talk to the character.
I’d go back and tell your mum to sling her hook!

Poor you! But at least you had a go to fantasy guy for 20 years.

Omg I had a v similar thing last week!

Dreaming of a friend there's always been a bit of a connection with, we were out together with friends and I kissed him and my mum saw and came and slut shamed me 🙈 Bitch.

My mum walked on me DTD with Marlon Dingle once. I’m not entirely which aspect of that dream was worse

😂😂

I had a dream where I was trying to have sex with Mads Mikkelsen but my sister kept cock blocking me. I was furious.

Wtf is cock blocking?

OMG that is mind altering.

My mum walked in on me DTD with Marlon Dingle once

I just startled my husband by laughing loudly at this

Cock blocking is when someone stops you getting a shag.

That is a mum’s job. It’s in the rulebook. You can’t blame her.

The only way to stop it happening is to have her walk in on you in real life, and make sure it ain’t vanilla rumpy pumpy when she does.

1986, boyfriend of mine she adored (and wanted to adopt, as she told everyone). Walked into my bedroom without knocking. He gave her a sunny smile and made small talk. While naked, tied to my bedhead.

She stayed well away from my bedroom, my sexy dreams and my fantasies ever since.

HAHA when I started reading I presumed your mother had gotten with fantasy man.

If it helps, me and each of my sisters have dreams about our mother trying it with our DHs.....(not envy)..we're pretty certain she would irl given half a chance too!