Mr Shoppingbags said just now...

[deaconblue]

"I don't mean to be rude but is that left over from ds?" looking in horror at my muffin top hanging over my jeans! Romantic eh?

sleeping in the shed tonight then, eh MrShoppingbags?

Don't reckon there will be much hot lurvin in the shoppingbags househoold this evening

i love that though - 'i dont mean to be rude but'

how else can you mean it, it's hardly a bloody compliment is it? "oh darling, your muffin top sparkles so in the moonlight"

All statements of the form 'I don't mean to be , but ' should be banned.

Ask him if his w1ll* has always been that small or has it always been that way.
When he says OUCH! say 'thats how I felt at your earlier comment'
He'll get it then

Sorry should read
Ask him 'Has his willy has always been that small or did I just not notice before'

tee hee. I think he genuinely was fascinated though - dunno how he's only just noticed it though, ds is a year old!!! He then asked if it was just loose skin and whether it would ever go away. I said "if I could be arsed to diet and exercise it might!

omg
is he adonis? IS HE?

sb

but you say" dearey i ahev HAIR"

lol Cod. That would be cruel. He cares about his hairlessness, I embrace my muffin top!!!