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Tricky question re the big O

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awkwardquestion · 15/05/2007 18:05

I am very late with DC2 (due last week) and have been advised that achieving the big O on my own is my best chance of delivering without being induced again. Trouble is, I dont know how and dont know any women I can ask. Any tips?? I dont have a r*mpant rabbit as DD1 kept finding it!!

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hertsnessex · 15/05/2007 18:07

sperm - thats what does it!!!........

no tips on the big o without a vibrator involved!

cx

paulaplumpbottom · 15/05/2007 18:07

Find a dirty website that turns you on then use your fingers.

shinypeople · 15/05/2007 19:00

lots and lots of sperm (has to hit the cervix so you need to orgasm) and lots of nipple stimulation (either by you or partner)

Have fun!!

dancingtina · 15/05/2007 21:20

I gave myself an orgasm (without hubby or a rabbit) at 38wks and went into labour about 1.5 hrs later, was a bit embarassed as I knew what had probably caused it but didn't feel I could tell anyone - lol! I told my hubby after baby had been born (he told me I was 'a dirty bitch'! (but was laughing)

I regularly give myself orgasms just using my fingers and some erotic literature, I either buy it from amazon or if you can't wait that long go get a copy of Nancy Friday Women on Top from library or WHSmith or I just go online and look at porn

www.pinkworld.com for short videos is a good site or just type in 'free erotic fiction' into your searcher.

with regards to the actual act, I make circular motions with 2 fingers over my clit again and again until I cum - sometimes takes 20mins, sometimes takes 2 mins!

Only thing is you need to be totally relaxed and not worried about anyone coming in or being interrupted.

Hope that was of some help and not too much information - lol!

paulaplumpbottom · 15/05/2007 21:25

I bet you could eve find online porn where pregnant women are the focus

pinknfluffy29 · 15/05/2007 21:46

stimulate your nipples really does work - as for big O advice below is perfect!!!!!

dancingtina · 15/05/2007 22:04

this thread might get deleted but for pregnant porn action see:

www.pinkworld.com/porn/pregnant-sex.html

WARNING: v rude!!

p.s - the pregnant thing doesn't really do it for me but you never know...

sheepgomeep · 16/05/2007 00:38

well this hasn't worked at all for me, would have thought sperm is better, it contains prostaglandin (I think)

Good luck trying anyway

KerryMum · 16/05/2007 00:44

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dontgetmestarted · 16/05/2007 00:54

Definately a mans world eh.
Shag to concieve and shag to get it out.
Sex never brought on any of my 3 labours, but then again i was so huge, it was virtually impossible to find the right position. Got to the point when dh would have scraped his arse across the celing if he went on top. Also i would have been embarrassed to think the midwife knew what i had been up to when i was being examined.
I was told by my consultant when overdue with ds that i was to have a warm bath and twiddle my nipples for 20mins. dh even sat in the bathroom with me so he could time me to see i wasn't cheating.
Honestly, it was like trying to tune in radio one. and it didn't bloody work either.

awkwardquestion · 16/05/2007 09:12

Thanks very much. I had hoped this thread was legit enough to remain unedited and thanks for frank advice- was just what i needed. Will give it a go during DD1 sleep after lunch.....

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stinkletsmum · 16/05/2007 13:50

Use lubrication. It will definitely enhance your experience. If you haven't got any in a tube, you could try a little olive oil!

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