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Caught wanking over FB photos

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NutCase82 · 25/02/2018 10:00

My friend has text me this morning outraged that she caught her BF and father of her child having a wank while looking at photos of a women on FB. She grabbed his phone and seen (by pressing back button) that he had been going from woman to woman and eventually taking her to the search bit where numerous women's names appeared.

This guy is not a nice guy anyway and she puts up with a lot of shit from him.

AIBU to think though, don't all men do this?

OP posts:
rwalker · 26/02/2018 06:25

face book has rules on pictures and is reasonable good at taking down porn .Can't imagine there been and wankable porn pics on there. Could of been having and wank and just looking at phone at same time but not for sexual stimulation. As for his response could of been embarrased

fantasmasgoria1 · 26/02/2018 06:40

Thanks addy2. My partner isn’t lying why would he. We had a major discussion about this last night. He said at work sometimes they chat about stuff and there are a few blokes that don’t like porn and one who will not even go into an Ann summers shop! My partner said, our sex life is very good, we have sex nearly every day so he doesn’t feel the need to wank. I have had extremely abusive relationships in the past and I mean every sort of abuse imaginable do my partner knows lying about stuff is not good as in time the relationship would end if he was. Even when single he would only wank a couple of times a week he said and I repeat he much prefers sex to wanking . Why do people have to be so horrible sometimes.

NameChangeNameChangeNameChange · 26/02/2018 07:44

I'm just about to email Ryan Gosling to ask for his consent....

TheNaze73 · 26/02/2018 08:09

Hope he’s kind in his reply NameChange? Grin

In jest you do make a cracking point, why is it acceptable to lust after celebrities & have some alone time thinking about them, yet if was your neighbour or someone from the local B&Q it’s frowned upon. Is there really a difference?

ferrier · 26/02/2018 08:18

A photo doesn't have to be obviously pornographic to be a wank aid, surely?
I bet a fair few men have wanked over quite ordinary photos of Marilyn Monroe, Kylie Minogue etc.
Bet they've also wanked with images of women they know floating around in their head. So it's not a surprise that FB photos might be 'misappropriated'.

Sallystyle · 26/02/2018 09:48

My partner said, our sex life is very good, we have sex nearly every day so he doesn’t feel the need to wank.

I doubt very much my husband would wank if he was having sex daily, either.

So I believe your husband too.

PatsyClineSilVousPlait · 26/02/2018 09:59

I don't believe any man who's interested in sex and says he doesn't wank, and sex 'nearly every day' in a longterm relationship inevitably includes spells where it isn't 'nearly every day'. Healthy men with an active interest in sex will find time to fit wanking into their schedule.

SleepingStandingUp · 26/02/2018 10:11

There is something creepy about the thought of my husband looking at photos of our friends whilst he masturbates. If they're in his head they're a distorted image likely doing and saying things they haven't done in real life. Whereas in the photo its a direct pictorial representation of them.

yetmorecrap · 26/02/2018 10:19

Just to mention to the poster whose partner doesn’t wank etc, my H told me he wasn’t that interested in porn, till I snooped and realised he was on it 4 or 5 times a week , so i take these kind of ‘not interested’ comments always with a pinch of salt these days

MarthaArthur · 26/02/2018 10:28

Seems its a thing.🙄

Caught wanking over FB photos
Sallystyle · 26/02/2018 11:08

I don't believe any man who's interested in sex and says he doesn't wank, and sex 'nearly every day' in a longterm relationship inevitably includes spells where it isn't 'nearly every day'. Healthy men with an active interest in sex will find time to fit wanking into their schedule.

Of course they will find time to fit it in if they want to.

I can't remember the last time I did it. It was so long ago I have forgotten. Does that mean I am not healthy? Or is it just men?

Perhaps her husband just doesn't feel the need to, or want to.

Of course it is pretty rare for anyone not to do it regularly I am sure, and I haven't personally came across a man who doesn't. However, people are different so I am not sure why it is that hard to believe.

It's very unusual, but entirely possible.

fantasmasgoria1 · 26/02/2018 11:18

Yes there are times we don’t have sex usually a max of two days. On those days he is usually tired and ends up asleep on the sofa. As for porn he doesn’t use his laptop which I sometimes use, nothing there. I occasionally use his phone nothing there. But I have suffered quite horrific abuse which I will not go into. It’s complex but when our relationship became serious we had discussions about our pasts and I have told him most of it. I told him if he does look at porn then be honest about it. I am here when he gets home, he sits next to me on the sofa all evening we are together on days off we like to go out and about. Unless he is looking at it at work which I guess he could be. Also my ex looked at porn a lot and I knew there were certain signs etc but there are none with this partner. Also we just love sex and have it lots just high sex drives! People can say what they want!

MelonKim · 26/02/2018 11:19

I’ve had blokes message me online to inform me they enjoyed my Picture and it was a picture like this > Smile
So there’s no helping the poor sods.

LoobyLoomicles · 26/02/2018 11:39

When I first got together with my DP (years and years ago), we had an incident a few weeks in where he plugged his phone into my laptop to charge it. Cue a slooooow auto download of what I'd describe as titty pictures (not porn, just lads mags type pictures of celebrities with big boobs). My partner has never been as frozen in horror as that moment, which seemed to last for ever.

Was funny until the last few pictures popped up and were obviously boob photos sent from someone's phone. Turned out it was someone at work, and I really didn't like that these photos were being kept for his wank bank. (I went a bit mad, photos were instantly deleted.)

So I think that it's quite different wanking over anonymous celebrities than someone you know or have a history with.

And, in my opinion, the bf in the OP sounds like an immature idiot with his reply about her 'cheating'. Plus creepy to be wanking over normal fb photos.

Thymeout · 26/02/2018 12:28

What turns individuals on is a mystery buried deep in our lizard brains. It doesn't have to be overtly sexual at all. Some people are turned right off by conventional porn-type posing. Musclemen leave me cold. On the other hand, I am a bit of a Grayson groupie. God knows why, but I'm not alone. I fancied Boy George in his caftan, too. Does that make me weird? Are you judging me for that?

I can't help feeling there's an underlying message in some posts that masturbation is wrong, you shouldn't need to do it if you have a partner and if men/women are turned on by anyone else they are being disrespectful and cheating.

This seems to me hopelessly unrealistic. And unfair. We live in an age when anything goes for single people. Multiple partners, FWBs, hook-up sites. People are conditioned to depend on variety in their sexual lives and then suddenly the axe falls, it's monogamy for life and we're back to Victorian, Church-led, values.

Add to the mix the new Puritanism of the feminist movement, with its ideological view of how people should feel/think in their solo sexual activities and it's no wonder people get screwed up.

FucksakeCuntingFuckingTwats · 26/02/2018 12:45

It's actually ridiculous that people are doubting fantas dh. Not EVERYONE masturbates regularly. Male and female. Can't remember the last time I did because if I'm horny I will wait and have sex.

Not EVERYONE watches porn. You can't stereotype people just because of their gender, they arent all lying.

Sallystyle · 26/02/2018 14:17

I can't help feeling there's an underlying message in some posts that masturbation is wrong, you shouldn't need to do it if you have a partner and if men/women are turned on by anyone else they are being disrespectful and cheating.

I don't see that underlying message at all.

Banquo54 · 27/02/2018 01:11

Men or women can wank over anything that happens to turn them on. Before porn was readily available, for men it could be the lingerie photos in his partner’s/sister’s/mum’s mail order catalogue, topless or bikini clad models in tabloid papers or magazines, or even just photos of what they consider to be attractive women in any publication. I don’t think it’s ‘rapey or invasive’ wanking over random women’s FB photos, just a bit unusual. These women won’t know they’re the object of anyone’s wank fantasy, so how can any harm have been done to them? Even IF they were women personally known to the wanker, it still wouldn’t do them any harm if they weren’t aware of it. And who knows what fantasies they may have about friends, colleagues or anyone, really, if it’s only inside their head? The only issue here is getting caught and then making up some spurious excuse about his partner cheating. Maybe that was just a knee jerk, guilty reaction. But by the sound of it, he’s not a very nice character, and getting caught in this way will just add to the stress in the relationship.

Not all men/women masturbate, but many do. Who do women fantasise about? Men in uniform, hot colleagues or sportsmen and other well documented scenarios.

Some people don’t have a problem with their partners masturbating, others do, but if they dont know it’s happening and then catch their partner at it, it’s bound to come as a bit of a shock.

I think the old fashioned idea that if someone’s in a sexual relationship, they ‘shouldn’t need to masturbate’ is way out of date. If you’re incredibly horny but your partner’s just not in the mood, or not available, where’s the harm in scratching that itch, as long as it’s not replacing your usual sexual activities with your partner and is done discretely (unless getting caught is something that turns you both on)?

MrsDilber · 27/02/2018 01:33

Most men masterbate, not over FB though. Weird.

Thisimmortalcurl · 27/02/2018 01:42

I think quite a lot but not all men/ women masturbate and lots of different things floats different peoples boats.
Mostly people like to keep it private though and it’s never nice really walking in on it .

JohnThom · 27/02/2018 03:32

As Billy Connolly said 99% of men are wankers. And 1% are liars.
His routines were quite often based on fact.
As for social media. Profile pics etc.
I doubt it's crossed the vast majority of males minds tbh.
Because it's just wrong.

Jellyheadbang · 27/02/2018 06:05

I know of at least three men who have done this. One told my sister he’s done it over a pic of her in a dress, the other two were seedy Work colleagues (married men).

Jellyheadbang · 27/02/2018 06:11

As with a pp, I’ve also had married/encoupled men private message me about some of my pictures.
I’m a Middle Aged mum with middle aged spread and I’m not glamorous and rarely wear makeup.

Calledyoulastnightfromglasgow · 27/02/2018 06:26

I think some of you sound a little naive as to what turns men on and what they wank over!

I suspect most blokes will have a wank over someone in the office or see every so often. Even married ones.

I don’t see the difference between wanking over porn and another less explicit picture online. I hate porn and what it does to women. Maybe the more benign picture is less offensive!

Ps women wank too

Sallystyle · 27/02/2018 07:29

I think the old fashioned idea that if someone’s in a sexual relationship, they ‘shouldn’t need to masturbate’ is way out of date. If you’re incredibly horny but your partner’s just not in the mood, or not available, where’s the harm in scratching that itch, as long as it’s not replacing your usual sexual activities with your partner and is done discretely

Absolutely nothing, and I don't think anyone has said there is anything wrong with it?

People are against masturbating over FB pictures, not masturbating all together.

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