AIBU Sausages for dinner again?

[DogBark]

Every day this week my wife has made me sausages for dinner when i come home from work. Literally as soon as I walk in the door I am presented with sausages!

I said on Wednesday can we not have sausages anymore and she said ok but low and behold Thursday and Friday we have sausages again!!

I know it sounds ridiculous a thing to pick up on but it has got to the point where I think she is doing it to try and start an argument. Either that or it is some joke I am not getting?

I suggested on Thursday that she lets me cook when I get home but she had sausages ready again when i got back today!

Any help appreciated!

Maybe she is Jean 'sausage surprise' Slater from Eastenders.

How pigging annoying the OP may have been stringing us along.

You need buns not puns with all that sausage

Egged on by friends, yet reluctant to state her beef, she sizzled with resentment. Sure the way to his heart was through his stomach, she loaded him with chlosterol. If he won't change his ways, I'll change his diet: slow death by sausage.

He relented and accepted his fate, noshing down on yet another bowl of bangers and mash, gravy dripping down his chin. He wondered if his obedience would get him some action with his own sausage tonight, little realising that she planned on making sausages out of him after dessert

Gah, sausage trolls are the wurst!

I think uglyswan wins the thread!

Trolling about sausages?!
Get a life.
Although strangely disappointed there isn't really a sausage game going on out there

Uglyswan

Cumberland curl, anyone? OP? Any more for any more?

For the second half of dinner-theater?