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AIBU Sausages for dinner again?

134 replies

DogBark · 23/02/2018 18:58

Every day this week my wife has made me sausages for dinner when i come home from work. Literally as soon as I walk in the door I am presented with sausages!

I said on Wednesday can we not have sausages anymore and she said ok but low and behold Thursday and Friday we have sausages again!!

I know it sounds ridiculous a thing to pick up on but it has got to the point where I think she is doing it to try and start an argument. Either that or it is some joke I am not getting?

I suggested on Thursday that she lets me cook when I get home but she had sausages ready again when i got back today!

Any help appreciated!

OP posts:
extinctspecies · 23/02/2018 20:52

maybe make them eat an entire pizza to themselves?

They are teenage boys. They do this anyway !!!!!

That's why Domino's costs us such a lot, even with all the deals ...

Graphista · 23/02/2018 21:00

They are teenage boys. They do this anyway !!!!! Grin

Teen girls no better - mine is very slim but seemingly impossible to fill!

overnightangel · 23/02/2018 21:10

@MuncheysMummy spot on.
I can’t thibk of anyone I know who would just carry on as if it was normal!
Puns aside ffs grow up and say something!

Allthecoolkids · 23/02/2018 21:12

This is so wonderfully WEIRD.

Haffiana · 23/02/2018 22:03

She is pregnant.

WellThisIsShit · 23/02/2018 22:04

Soooo confused right now...

TheClitterati · 23/02/2018 22:30

Will no one think of the missing greens?

Onion gravy does not hit the 5 a day Grin

Itssosunny · 23/02/2018 22:47

Some of the replies are very funny, 😁.

Could it be that the wife is simply bored of cooking? The woman hates the cooking and bought a gazillion of sausages and microwave mash on sale.

Justwanttosayplease · 24/02/2018 00:05

You cannot stop now and have to be weaned off, gradually. Chipolata fir three weeks.

TerfyMcTerface · 24/02/2018 00:10

Could it be that the wife is simply bored of cooking? The woman hates the cooking and bought a gazillion of sausages and microwave mash on sale.

I can see the logic in this, tbh. It’s a bit like Obama and Mark Zuckerberg wearing the same thing every day to pare down on having to make mundane decisions.

coffeeX10 · 24/02/2018 00:16

The replies on this thread 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 amazing!

flipperflop · 24/02/2018 00:39

Watching to see what happens next week...

ReanimatedSGB · 24/02/2018 00:58

Can my DS come and live with you? I would be interested to see how long it would take him to get tired of sausage and mash. I reckon about three years...

PushingThru · 24/02/2018 01:16

I love sausages & mash. Encourage her lesbian side, leave her, she can marry me.

ilovesooty · 24/02/2018 01:26

This is bizarre Grin

SleepingStandingUp · 24/02/2018 01:54

I too don't understand how people talk t each other.
First night of sausage and mash: mmmmm you're the best!
Second night of sausage and mash: er, didn't we eat this yesterday?
Third night of sausage and mash: what's wrong? Omg are you pregnant?
Fourth night: seriously just tell me its due
Fifth night: message at lunchtime suggesting Dominos pizza, no spicy sausage

1forAll74 · 24/02/2018 02:14

Could you just refuse to eat the sausages,or feign some painful stomach cramps, as in food poisoning, then make a cheese and ham sandwich for yourself when your wife has gone to bed. Or , do you have a dacshund dog, who you can feed the sausages to under the table.!

I personally don't eat sausages these days, you never know just what's in them, although I did have a couple of burnt ones at a summer BBQ last year.

Alfiemoon1 · 24/02/2018 09:47

My ds would love to live at your house lol. Did she accidentally bulk buy sausages on an online shop or something? Did u not notice a weeks supply of sausages in the fridge? Is it a new fad diet she’s on. This thread has made me laugh and because I am nosy I can’t wait to find out the reason behind this lol

Alfiemoon1 · 24/02/2018 09:49

Does she at least change the variety of sausages tomato one night pork and apple the next or is it always the same lol

alpacawhacker · 24/02/2018 10:01

Alfiemoon1 I wondered that about the online shop! When I had babies/very small children I was once doing the online shop last thing at night and kept dozing off whilst doing it. When it came I had accidentally bought a carrier bag full of grapes.

SleepingStandingUp · 24/02/2018 10:04

I hope you stomped on them and made wine x

MickHucknallspinkpancakes · 24/02/2018 10:35

Op tonight.

DeegeeDee · 24/02/2018 10:38

Oh @alpacawhacker, I hear you. What did you do with them? Although am imagining a small winery as @sleepingstandingup 's suggestion is making me smile.

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YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet · 24/02/2018 10:47

Thanks for the reports, folks. Just chorizo you know, we think the OP is a troll and have now banned them. We're leaving this thread up for the puns. Frankly, we love a good pun at MNHQ.

category12 · 24/02/2018 11:04

Aw, I am sad that somewhere out there there isn't a passive aggressive woman silently serving sausages daily.