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AIBU Sausages for dinner again?

134 replies

DogBark · 23/02/2018 18:58

Every day this week my wife has made me sausages for dinner when i come home from work. Literally as soon as I walk in the door I am presented with sausages!

I said on Wednesday can we not have sausages anymore and she said ok but low and behold Thursday and Friday we have sausages again!!

I know it sounds ridiculous a thing to pick up on but it has got to the point where I think she is doing it to try and start an argument. Either that or it is some joke I am not getting?

I suggested on Thursday that she lets me cook when I get home but she had sausages ready again when i got back today!

Any help appreciated!

OP posts:
userabcname · 23/02/2018 20:02

Make sure she doesn't sneak some sausages into your lamb curry when you aren't looking!!

ew1990 · 23/02/2018 20:03

I really want sausages now

tafftum · 23/02/2018 20:04

Could you just not eat the sausages and make something separately yourself?

callmekitten · 23/02/2018 20:04

YABVU! Sausages are wonderful.

MuncheysMummy · 23/02/2018 20:06

I don't get how some people exist together?! If I did this my DH would walk in take one look at the table and be like 'dude seriously wtf?!' By the second night,and by the third he'd just burst out laughing and refuse to eat it! How can you not have mentioned it?!

Original poster
DogBark · 23/02/2018 20:06

Katniss I will have to keep an eye out for that lol

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Original poster
DogBark · 23/02/2018 20:08

Extinctspecies maybe make them eat an entire pizza to themselves?

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CryingMessFFS · 23/02/2018 20:13

I’ve read the word ‘sausages’ so much on this thread it now looks and sounds so wrong/weird

AnotherOriginalUsername · 23/02/2018 20:13

Does anyone else have these ads? Grin

AIBU Sausages for dinner again?
AIBU Sausages for dinner again?
AIBU Sausages for dinner again?
Fekko · 23/02/2018 20:18

😲 after reading through this thread I just realised someone sent me an email at work today with a sweary acronym in it! 😁

mimibunz · 23/02/2018 20:22

Risen lol!

RippleEffects · 23/02/2018 20:22

My top,of pge ad is buying farm machinery - now thats a bit obscure

AnotherOriginalUsername · 23/02/2018 20:25

@RippleEffects where do you think sausages come from?!

Fekko · 23/02/2018 20:26

Sausage tree isn’t it?

Graphista · 23/02/2018 20:27
Grin
AnotherOriginalUsername · 23/02/2018 20:27

My sausages grow on trees, but I'm vegetarian...

Fekko · 23/02/2018 20:28

That’ll be quorn trees then.

RippleEffects · 23/02/2018 20:30

I had a small holding for a while. I've breed, slaughtered, butchered and processed my own meat. Including making rediculous sausage variations when a good old breakfast banger beats them all. Just it's been a few years and I live in a town now. Farm machinery not necessary or relevant.

GrannyGrissle · 23/02/2018 20:36

DW Is gagging for it. She has nothing but sausage on her mind.

TerfyMcTerface · 23/02/2018 20:36

OP, are you mayyybeee telling porkies? 🐷

NinjagoNinja · 23/02/2018 20:38

Tomorrow, say you'll cook. Then present her with a plate of sausages and sit there looking at her while she eats them.

Fun game.

Original poster
DogBark · 23/02/2018 20:39

Already put a curry on in the slow cooker

OP posts:
NinjagoNinja · 23/02/2018 20:39

Any chance she's murdered someone and is disposing of the body piece by piece?

Risen · 23/02/2018 20:48

Bangers & Mash=Cash

GrooovyLass · 23/02/2018 20:51

Ahhh this has proper cheered me up!

OP why don't you just ask her!