Just sent DP a text...

[PregnantGrrrl]

It read:

Fancy a f**k tonight? I know we're tired, but we're only youngish once...and you do have a lovely arse. I love you. x

Any bets on the reply ladies?

He's in work at the moment. I reckon it'll be a knockback, but surely worth a try? Have even shaved my legs in optimistic readiness!

Keep your fingers crossed girls!

if it had been my dh he would have been home by now.

I hope you checked several times before you sent it that it was definately going to him and not to someone else?!

No sign of the car yet!

Not getting my hopes up yet...but you never know!

lol. mine would be home as well straihgt away! lol.

God, my dh would be kicking the door down!

Have a lovely evening you hussy

he wont reply

he will turn up naked on the doorstep

Relpy = Depends what time I get ina dn what's on the box. PS - did you clean the cat shit off the back door step this morning.

DebitheScot- i did, especially since his sister is next to him in my phone!

god what a romantic!

I'd get the reply 'still tired'!

it's what i'm probably going to get burstinbug...

Another one here with a DH who would be home like a shot... although I'm at work so maybe he'd be round here like a shot. I am, however, a librarian and noise is prohibited.

ooh, i quite like the idea of doing it in a library. i like books.

well, looks like his plan of attack is avoidance.
no response.

have started on a bar of almond Green and Blacks instead. Ho-hum.

have you still had no reply??

nope. i didn't really expect one, but i refuse to give up hope!

and he'll be home in about 10mins...tenner says he doesn't mention the text until i do.

ring him on the way home for something trivial..that way he can't pretend to have not seen his phone all day...

Did you check it thoroughly before you send it? I just checked, and the predictive text on my phone substitutes the f word with the word "duck". Perhaps he is expecting pancakes and hoisin sauce?

Try putting "aunt" in a text message

lol Fio I've made exactly the same mistake and also got a rather dodgy reply!!

Maybe he's waiting until he gets home to reply? My dh hates sending texts, really hates them and rarely responds to any lol.

Any reply?

And libraries are not dens of iniquity and not at all suitable for fornication. A recent survey at this university showed that 19% of students claimed to have had sex in the library.

Filthy little animals.