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What would your partner be like in a Zombie Apocalypse?

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MeganChips · 19/10/2017 13:50

I saw a meme doing the round recently which said something like: "Before you marry someone ask yourself if they'd be a good killing partner during the Zombie apocalypse"

It got me thinking. My DH, while lovely, is a bit (lot) of a wimp. I have lost count over the years of the times he has stood by and let a family member of his insult me, from my weight, to my hair, my dress sense, my competency as a mother and my choice of career. His reasoning being, he doesn't like conflict and I'm a big girl, I can look after myself. I have bitten my tongue so many times so he doesn't have to deal with any discomfort.

If we ever found ourselves in a tight spot I could safely say I'd be on my own.

We had a couple of mishaps on holiday this year which were irritations but not insurmountable. His response was to cry and let me deal with it. Everything has to be sorted out by me while he does his best turtle impression.

It's a massive turn off to be honest but he has always been like it, it just never used to bother me. It really does now though and I'm struggling to feel the respect I should. He seems to be getting worse but says he's never going to change.

What is your partner like in these conflict situations? Would he be any use in a zombie apocalypse?

OP posts:
CwtchMeQuick · 20/10/2017 16:36

In theory DP and DS would be amazing in a zombie apocalypse. They’re both quite resourceful and don’t feel the cold like I do. Plus they’re quite fast runners and DP has taught DS to fight. In reality they’d both die of internet withdrawal in approximately 4 hours and if that didn’t get them they’d be eaten by a zombie whilst making an impromptu toilet stop as they both have a habit of needing to shit at the most inconvenient moments.

However I’d be alright once after raiding their pockets because DS carries emeregency paw patrol plasters and sticks everywhere and DPs pockets are always stuffed with tissues. I could probably bribe my way into a gang with the promise of providing first aid in exchange for protection.

NoFuckingRoomOnMyBroom · 20/10/2017 19:22

DH hates confrontation but, I think fucking seriously hope he would be awesome in a zombie apocalypse.

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