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DH & Wanking - not your average "I don't like it thread" because I genuinely don't mind but .....

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FoghornLeghorn · 07/04/2007 12:12

.... I am in the bedroom getting myself and DD's ready, DH goes for a shower, I go in to get myself a cotton bud and find him sort of hunched over the toilet right at the crucial moment.
I just said "oh right" and walked out, DH called me back but i've come downstairs.

I don't care about him wanking, I really don't, I know he does it and I have been knackered lately so not really been great in the bedroom department so I am not blinkered enough to think he wont do it but is it really necessary when DD's & I are across the hall getting ready ?

It could've been DD1 to walk in there and although she wouldn't have known what he was doing that's not the point ...... is it ?

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blahblahwhatsupnow · 07/04/2007 12:14

very amusing!!!

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FoghornLeghorn · 07/04/2007 12:15

It is I know but really ......

He's come downstairs very sheepish now asking if I think he is disgusting

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Spidermama · 07/04/2007 12:16

PMSL. I feel sorry for him. Is he embarrassed?
Perhaps you could just say to him, 'I don't mind you wanking bvut please be more discreet as I don't want to come across it and I certainly don't want the dds to.'

sauce · 07/04/2007 12:16

say yes.

Trinityrhino · 07/04/2007 12:17

aww blesshim, just tell him to lock the door so the kids wont walk in next time

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FoghornLeghorn · 07/04/2007 12:17

He's just asked what time were going out so I responded "Whenever your done wanking and have got dressed"

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FoghornLeghorn · 07/04/2007 12:17

you're

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morningpaper · 07/04/2007 12:18

poor man!

he'll lock the door next time

sauce · 07/04/2007 12:19

You could wait for an appropriate time (ie when dc sleeping), stretch out on the bed & do the same. I wonder how he would react to find you at it!

No, seriously, nothing to be worried about! Poor guy.

sauce · 07/04/2007 12:20

Brilliant response btw foghorn!

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FoghornLeghorn · 07/04/2007 12:20

I'm not worried just think his timing was a bit off !
He would love it unfortunately suace !

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maveta · 07/04/2007 12:20

Oh poor guy, how mortified he must be! I agree to just ask him to lock the door next time, I mean he could have just pretended he was having a dump!

sauce · 07/04/2007 12:24

Yeah it's hilarious but men get so turned on by us doing it (& of course they have to join in the fun!). Another common fantasy is watching 2 women together. This doesn't translate back - I wouldn't be turned on by watching 2 blokes at it.

sauce · 07/04/2007 12:25

I suppose Morningpaper will be on here again telling us to behave during Holy Week.

WanderingTrolley · 07/04/2007 12:28

lol at "Whenever you're done wanking..."

Pull him close, look him right in the eyes, grab him bum and breathily whisper,

"Darling - d'you know what I find [lower voice] really sexy?

When you lock the fucking door."

lou33 · 07/04/2007 12:35

you should play him this song bt frank zappa

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