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Moments that nearly ended your marriage (lighthearted)

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ivenoideawhatimdoing · 24/08/2017 12:15

Just that really, we were talking about it in the office this morning and wondering if they were common. Have you ever had an argument that completely exploded, no matter how minor?

Mine had to be a few years ago when we were getting our kitchen redone and having an extension. There had been a back date for three weeks on a supply the builders needed and we had tarpaulin over the back of the house (no wall) in November.

This kitchen we had dreamt of and saved for was becoming more and more of a distant dream. We had no money after paying for said spiralling nightmare and I was cooking all of our meals in the slow cooker in the front room.

Both DH and I were working all the overtime we could to get more money in and the first night off we had together in about two weeks I got home at seven, he had finished a nightshift at 7am.

I walked in the door and was a bit confused because I couldn't smell anything. He's sat in the front room (coat on - due to no back of house) playing on his PlayStation. I looked at him and he looked at me, didn't say a word because according to him: 'I thought someone had died from the look of fear on your face'

I looked at the tv, looked down at his PlayStation (which wasn't normally plugged in) down the extension cord and the fucker had unplugged the slow cooker.

Not a big deal, 'oh you idiot, we'll get a takeaway and have it tomorrow, accidents happen,' No.

A month of stress at work and home, tiredness, frustration and just a really shitty time (we'd also been having trouble trying to conceive) exploded.

We raved, we ranted, arguments over the course of our ten year relationship were brought up and revisited and when it couldn't get any worse. I tripped over the slow cooker and knocked the contents on the floor.

At which point DH began to find it the funniest moment of his life and at which moment I began to weep and I cried for five hours about the bastarding slow cooker.

We laugh about it now but never again has he unplugged the slow cooker.

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ivenoideawhatimdoing · 30/08/2017 21:34

Hadn't realised how much this thread had updated.

We've beaten the slow cooker. Due to DH's shifts we get limited time together during the week. Bank holiday Monday my mum had DS, it was our first child free day in nearly a year. I planned going into town, a nice lunch and last minute holiday bits etc.

I got up early, let him have a lie in, sorted the cat, did some washing, tidied round so we'd be ready to go. The utter cockwomble proceeded to sit and watch Game of fucking bastarding Thrones for an hour and a half and we had the biggest argument we have had in years until he realised half way through why I was pissed off.

Oh DH, the lord does send things to try us. You are one of them...

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Wheelycote · 30/08/2017 21:44

Iveno I haven't heard cock Womble for years!!😂😂😂😂😂 you've made my night

HelloSquirrels · 30/08/2017 21:48

We were driving back from the coast with an 8 week old baby who was on a tight feeding schedule (baby imposed schedule but he was and still is like an alarm clock) and idiot dp notices the fuel light comes on. Now he knows my view on this - fill up straight away. I have an irrational fear of breaking down (No idea why tbh but I do) anyway dp drives past the next petrol station because it's too pricey he says. Anyway another one doesn't come up for MILES. I'm getting really anxious now and telling him to find one right now. He says he's sure there's one coming up. There's not. The car is showing less and less miles of fuel left. The car shows 0 miles off fuel left and I really lost my shit at this point and was almost crying absolutely terrified of breaking down on a rural road in the arse end of nowhere with a tiny starving baby.
I ended up getting maps on my phone finding the nearest petrol station in the nearest town we got stuck in fucking traffic and God knows how we made it but we did. Whilst he filled up I did have a moment of why am I with this careless moron.

He has never ever done it since. He also stopped to buy me a donut on the next leg of the journey to say sorry!

bananafanana1 · 30/08/2017 23:05

Supermarket shopping.

We'll nip in for a few bits say for example bottle of wine and some chocolate. I'll spy something we need like washing powder but he'll say "no, I'll come back tomorrow and get it" why? Why? Why?

He drives me bonkers! I'm sat staring at the washing powder that we need but noooo he wants to return to this same shop tomorrow to buy the buggering thing.

We don't do shopping together anymore Grin

LondonNicki · 30/08/2017 23:20

I had only 2 house rules when I let him move in rent free while he was buying a house... no work boots upstair and no floordrobe.

It was the morning i work to see footprints of the work boots on the upstairs wood flooring. I changed the locks that day. To be fair it had been building up.

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