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Do YOU look at porn?

29 replies

MyNamesNotDaveItsRodney · 26/02/2007 00:12

We get all the "my husband's been looking at porn threads", so I am intrigued - do YOU look at porn online (and "erotic fiction" counts!!).

I know I got the cliterati link off here, so am now intrigued!

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survivour · 26/02/2007 00:13

P O R N..... what a dirty word..........

NotQuiteCockney · 26/02/2007 06:38

By definition, nobody does - 'erotica' is what I like - porn is what someone else likes. Obviously.

yellowrose · 26/02/2007 07:42

Eh, no because most of the good stuff isn't free and I don't want dh to see strange bank transactions on my credit card, also ds is always climbing on to my lap when I am on the net, so I would rather we did cbeebies web site than something else nudge, nudge !!

I once found a pile of Playboys in a neighbours garage (don't ask how I got in there !!!) when I was 11 or 12 - wow such an eye opener for a pre-teenage girl, very educational

FioFio · 26/02/2007 07:45

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NotQuiteCockney · 26/02/2007 08:19

I feel compelled, once again, to post this link. It's free, no banner ads. Almost entirely text (despite the nekkidish lady on the front page).

southeastastra · 26/02/2007 08:27

haha fio!

yellowrose · 26/02/2007 08:57

NQC - thanks - will look when ds is in bed

ShowOfHands · 26/02/2007 09:07

I'm too pregnant to be interested in looking at anything other than the business end of a chocolate eclair.

In a completely clean, non porn like way.

And I'm a librarian, of course I don't look at such filth anyway. Marina'll back me up.

yellowrose · 26/02/2007 09:18

Oh, but aren't eclairs ever so slightly fallic ?

yellowrose · 26/02/2007 09:19

phallic - too excited to spell

MyNamesNotDaveItsRodney · 26/02/2007 09:37

lol - was late on a Sunday night when it started Fio

NQC - love the reasoning!

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NadineBaggott · 26/02/2007 09:39

eeew no I do not. I was stunned to get a page last night whilst I was searching info about my holiday, merrily clicking links here and there and then BAM!

Truly vile and not in the least bit erotic

hoolagirl · 26/02/2007 09:39

NotQuiteCockney, I got this link the last time you put it on, thank you

3xamum · 26/02/2007 09:40

Yes. Erotic though not trash!

expatinscotland · 26/02/2007 09:41

No, no I don't.

I have a very active imagination.

MyNamesNotDaveItsRodney · 26/02/2007 09:48

I think this is the difference between men and women's porn... women seem to be wanting good erotic stuff, wherease men want norks

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hoolagirl · 26/02/2007 09:50

Lol, some girls appreciate nice norks as well

yellowrose · 26/02/2007 09:52

yes, but aren't some men legs or bum types ? they don't ALL like norks I am told ! I know my dh is the bum type

TinyGang · 26/02/2007 09:55

What's erotic laydeez porn then?

Posh porn where they describe the decor?

MyNamesNotDaveItsRodney · 26/02/2007 09:57

lol - meant bodies in all forms... the norks was just the first part i used

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yellowrose · 26/02/2007 10:09

Yes, being a pish bird I am easily turned on by beautiful wallpaper

yellowrose · 26/02/2007 10:10

posh

TinyGang · 26/02/2007 10:21
Grin
chocolatekimmy · 26/02/2007 11:18

I don't usually look on websites myself but we both watch stuff that my husband has downloaded. Don't have the need to when alone

assumpta · 26/02/2007 12:01

Notquitecockney, with links like this one, doesn't information keep popping up when least expected and all of it stay logged on your history information and perhaps your hard drive?