Dh talking in sleep

[Summersalt]

So I've been awake since 3am after being woken by Dh having a conversation with himself. Lots was too muffled to understand but this was clear- 'I'm busy all Christmas, can't you see my big fat wedding ring?'

Am I being a bit paranoid? Or does its sound like he is dreaming about a potential affair?

He works away a lot, no other real reason to feel concerned but I've been wide awake since and feel sick.

I dream-went-to-my-ex's-flat-and-stole-his-hamster last night

It won't mean anything.

My husband said 'Get your cock out then' in his sleep. I woke him up immediately. He reckons I'm making it up.

DH woke me up the other night shouting 'THIS IS SO EXCITING!!!' I swear I was stuck to the ceiling like Tom Cat.

Glad you've put it in perspective Summersalt! I woke up really cross with my DP yesterday as I dreamed he was drinking out of a mug with a photo of his ex on it and he had her lipstick on his face and lied about it. I was fuming! Could barely talk to him all morning but luckily realised I was being a dick before he left for work and gave him a kiss! Dreams are so stupid.

I once got really upset when he woke up in a real state crying as he had dreamed that I was a werewolf and he'd had to kill me

kalamata! That's brilliant!

Even as an adult I sleep walk and recently removed both our pillows and put them 'some where' it took 2 days to find them in the understairs cupboard. By this time DH was convinced I'd eaten them
Bless him, he puts up with a great deal due to my nocturnal wanderings and mumblings .. even when I shook him awake to tell him we needed to paint the lawn white and the many times I stroke his face.
Just telling you this to reassure you, I never remember anything I've said or done isn't it all just our brains processing and making sense of information?
It might have even been related to TV or something

DH talks in his sleep too (as does DD). I find it hilarious.

But then I get really cross with him for things that he has only done in MY dreams. We eventually work out what is going on...takes a while sometimes though.

My dreams are mostly dull or unpleasant, including the sex ones. James Corden in my parents' conservatory was a particularly low point.

My DH woke up laughing the other night, saying
'I could sneak her right past you and you wouldn't even notice!'

I freaked out, woke him up properly demanding to know who 'she' was. In his half awake state he managed to tell me he'd been dreaming about stealing Barack Obamas dog, and sneaking her past me so she could live with us

Yesterday he woke me up laughing his head off saying 'Thats just like you. You'd feed all those possums! You'd want to cuddle them!' He gave me a little pat on the head, and went straight back to sleep. Still got no idea what that one was about!

Christ that's bad
I am always shagging the rugby coach - never in real life, not my type at all - well and happily married...

She's, I fuck all sorts, male and female. In my sleep.

Usually only a warning of when my period will show up, that month.

It's a dream. My daughter once told me in her sleep, that she loved towels.

My daughter talks, walks, dances and sings in her sleep! It's mostly hilarious but also worrying as at one point we had a front door I couldn't lock in such a way she couldn't open in her sleep (we now have a door that requires a key to be locked that I take with me at night), she also went through a phase of opening every sodding door in the house Inc fridge n freezer! I had to get 'babyproof' thingies!