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Strange requests

44 replies

alwaysstressing · 02/02/2007 14:24

Sorry for the name change. My partner has recently asked me to urinate on him, he said he wants to feel degraded and abused by me and he wants to tie him up, urinate on him and "rape" him whilst dressed up as Blanche from corrie.

Do normal people get these kinds of "fetishness" or should I be worried?

OP posts:
Sheraz · 02/02/2007 14:25

Are you taking the piss?

MamaGrr · 02/02/2007 14:25

oh no thats a regular saturday night for us, except I'm usually dressed as Audrey

CountessDracula · 02/02/2007 14:26

I would personally only get worried if he wanted the dog to poo in my mouth

Original poster
alwaysstressing · 02/02/2007 14:27

no im not taking the piss.

OP posts:
MamaGrr · 02/02/2007 14:27

CD!!!!

moondog · 02/02/2007 14:27

Who is Blanche?

Sheraz · 02/02/2007 14:27

I dress up as KEn and hit him with the Weatherfield GAzette on his buttox

CountessDracula · 02/02/2007 14:27

oh the dog would have to be dressed as the bloke from hi-de-hi with the wonky face

nailpolish · 02/02/2007 14:28

we tend to prefer Eastenders, or Emmerdale but thats usually birhtdays and xmas

CountessDracula · 02/02/2007 14:29

look here he is is that you he is snogging moondog?

WigWamBam · 02/02/2007 14:29

Sheraz, you didn't read the OP properly.

It's her husband who is taking the piss.

MamaGrr · 02/02/2007 14:29

I need a piss

Peachy123 · 02/02/2007 14:30

why dont u suggest making him dress as a french maid, and order him to do all the house work while u stand over him with dominatrix gear on- that way u make him feel degraded and abused- and u get some housework done!!!!

then u can reward him afterwards!!!!!

foxinsocks · 02/02/2007 14:31

a golden shower from a golden oldie

would be more worried about the fact that he fancied Blanche than anything else

CountessDracula · 02/02/2007 14:32

Let him do it

You never know you might enjoy it, you never know til you've tried!

piglit · 02/02/2007 14:33

I don't understand why you are worried. It's perfectly normal behaviour round these parts. You only need to worry if he buys a glass coffee table and plants pampas grass in the garden.

nailpolish · 02/02/2007 14:33

fox - i htought he wanted to be dressed as Blanche

now that is a different matter if he wants to shag someone dressed as blanche

nailpolish · 02/02/2007 14:33

LOL @ CD

Original poster
alwaysstressing · 02/02/2007 14:34

I dont think he does fancy blanche as he's always going on deidre but I think he feels blanche would be more domineering in the bedroom.
I wouldn't mind but he never followed my request to dress up as Manny from Ice Age so why should I do things for him?

To be honest there are other problems in the relationship, this is just the icing on the cake really.

OP posts:
Sheraz · 02/02/2007 14:34

Is that true about the pampas grass or an urban myth? I heeard it is a signal for wife swappers?

Iklboo · 02/02/2007 14:34

trip

nailpolish · 02/02/2007 14:35

its true sheraz

ndp has it

piglit · 02/02/2007 14:35

Naily is the expert on pampas grass...

beansprout · 02/02/2007 14:35

Piglit - what is the protocol for wife swapping then?

foxinsocks · 02/02/2007 14:36

maybe he felt he couldn't live up to the size of Manny's tusks?