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AIBU to suggest that *AnyFucker* and *StillDrSethHazlittMD* get a room?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 16/08/2016 17:17

Because there's something going on there....

Also think Still should shorten his user-name. Tis too long....

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 19:02

Yes he bloody does, I dunno what he gets up to in there.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 22/08/2016 19:16

He's got to condition those curls! And he wouldn't be doing anything else - you're giving him plenty (of hot water).

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 19:28
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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 19:33

Love the curls

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 22/08/2016 20:56

Can I just add that I rarely read my emails because that bloody 'psychic' woman keeps hassling me but I just have, and there was one from MNHQ regarding this thread.

Not only did they whole-heartedly agree 'It Should Have Been Jess' (take this as you will), but were also intrigued as to what the 'goss' was.

We are failing MNHQ, tonight, people or I am, considering they sent the email on Weds, and oh, bollocks, there's also other rather important stuff in my inbox

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StillDrSethHazlittMD · 22/08/2016 21:20

Did they really ask about the 'goss'? Did you tell them

HerRoyalFattyness · 22/08/2016 21:40

Nosey MNHQ. They could just read the thread like the rest of us...

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 22/08/2016 21:43

Didn't see the email until six days after it was sent because I am lazy Refused to give details on moral grounds. As I am highly moral.

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StillDrSethHazlittMD · 22/08/2016 21:45

I agree. Bloody cheek. MNHQ should read the thread. The first couple of pages contains the explanation

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 22/08/2016 22:11

I'm not convinced there are any explanations on this thread, DrSeth. Tis is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma (Jess â„¢)

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StillDrSethHazlittMD · 22/08/2016 22:20

Can I remove your wrapping??? Wink

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 22/08/2016 22:25

I'm not sure, DrSeth - but I definitely feel there's been a bit of 'pass the parcel' going on while I've been away...

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StillDrSethHazlittMD · 22/08/2016 22:27

Doctors and Nurses actually

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 22/08/2016 22:31

Whatever. Just remember what I said about 'nil by mouth'.

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StillDrSethHazlittMD · 22/08/2016 22:33

Sounds like my last relationship

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 22/08/2016 22:35

I was referring to the 'nurse'.

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StillDrSethHazlittMD · 22/08/2016 22:39

My ex was a nurse. Through all the years we were together it was a case of nil by mouth for me. Wasn't much via other routes either

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 22/08/2016 22:51

So who's Nursey on this thread then? Let. Me. Guess.

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StillDrSethHazlittMD · 22/08/2016 22:55

No. It was a dull game. The nurses were all asleep because they were shattered from working too hard and the junior doctors were on strike

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 22/08/2016 22:59

Oh boy. That sucks. Or doesn't, as the case may be.

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StillDrSethHazlittMD · 22/08/2016 23:02

Again, just like my.... Let's let that lie now

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 22/08/2016 23:10

I don't know...sometimes I think it would be better if I kept my big mouth shut...

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StillDrSethHazlittMD · 22/08/2016 23:14

Least I'm used to that

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 22/08/2016 23:22

Well, this is cheery....

Am I to be left alone all night with DrSeth 'banging on' (snigger)

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StillDrSethHazlittMD · 22/08/2016 23:24

It's always all night with me (phnar phnar)