AIBU to suggest that *AnyFucker* and *StillDrSethHazlittMD* get a room?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because there's something going on there....

Also think Still should shorten his user-name. Tis too long....

And I guess rather identifying. Maybe I should ask MN to remove?

Well hellooooooooooooooooooo there Seth with your lovely dark hair and big feet

You know what they say about big feet

Oh.............the first person i dated at the age of fifteen in high school was a year younger than me. Like Seth is.

His initials were WB.

Helena you dated Seth

I dont know He has same initials and is same age. But unless he went to high school in Essex then no.

Yes, Glitter. Big feet equals big shoes

Helena Sadly, I have never been to Essex. One of only three English counties I've managed to avoid

Ahh. Not you then.

I feel rather discombobulated. If one can be, while watching Die Hard on a very tiny television.

Im watching Waking the Dead.

I'm watching it with you Jess. Sort of

Is it just me or would John McClane's vest make for an excellent Persil advert?

Do you like a man in a sweaty dirty vest?

I like a sweaty, dirty man.

I like a man with clean bedding

I don't own a vest but I can be dirty and I'm sure I could get sweaty with for you

I have some ideas for getting sweaty. And they don't involve clean bed linen, Glitter....

The best thing about this thread is it's like reading a dirty book, but you get to butt in and say 'this is like reading a dirty book'

Seth it was a Mean Girls reference (Trang Pak)

All still here then, congratulations for avoiding Essex, we were there for a dirtyweekend in Southend not long ago I have never seem so many people that drunk at 5 in the afternoon it made for a very interesting evening people watching

Dunno why I've missed Essex on my travels (along with Lincolnshire and Northumberland). Even people I know who came from Essex originally say I'm not missing anything.

But I do need a long weekend (can't have one until November). Maybe I should give it a try just for a lark

We went on a whim, found a room above a pub, and played tourist, a lot of sitting outside pubs that evening.....was great fun, wouldn't like to live there tho...

Have you now kicked AF out of the room and moved yourself in Jess?
Seth sounds very handsome, but I don't fancy the sweaty vest thing

Am about to make a cottage pie.

Who wants to pop round for a bit?

Yes please. I hope you are doing peas with it.
I'm trying deliberately to not make smutty remarks about 'a bit of what'

Oh wombat how disappointing. That's the point of the thread!!

But there will be peas